the JOKE thread

[HANDsolo]

Ron: "Jimmy, how's that new game Darksiders?"
Jimmy: "Pretty cool, but you can't customise the main character's appearance."
Ron: "So, what you saying is that War, War never changes?"

[Solitude]

Ron: "Jimmy, how's that new game Darksiders?"
Jimmy: "Pretty cool, but you can't customise the main character's appearance."
Ron: "So, what you saying is that War, War never changes?"

Haha that's brilliant.

[shadowfox]

[Wenzdayz]

Ron: "Jimmy, how's that new game Darksiders?"
Jimmy: "Pretty cool, but you can't customise the main character's appearance."
Ron: "So, what you saying is that War, War never changes?"

i dont get it??

[Tsar]

A man went in for a Brain transplant operation and was offered a choice of two brains by the surgeon. He could choose either the Architect's brain which would cost him £10,000 or the Politician's which was £100,000.

"Does that mean that the politician's brain is much better than the Architect's?" exclaimed the clearly puzzled man.

"not exactly" replied the surgeon, "the politician's has never been used."

SPam bot alert. He is trying to sell us brians

[OmegaFenix]

i dont get it??

Fallout's introductionary narrative stars with "War, War Never Changes" It is only one of the most iconic video game narratives.

[HANDsolo]

Fallout's introductionary narrative stars with "War, War Never Changes" It is only one of the most iconic video game narratives.

Atleast 2 people got it. Sorry if my jokes are weak

[speedz]

This is my favourite joke of all time:

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

thats funny

[HANDsolo]

There was a chicken and a horse playing together in a barnyard.
Suddenly the horse falls into a pit. He yells to the chicken, "Go get
the farmer, save me, save me!!!!"
The chicken goes looking for the farmer but can't find him. So he gets
the farmer's BMW and drives it over to the mud pit, lassos the horse,
ties it to the car and pulls him out.
The Horse says, "Thank you, Thank you, I owe you my life." Then a couple
days later they're playing again and this time the chicken falls into
the mud pit and the chicken says, "Help me Help me!!! Go get the
farmer!!!"
So the horse says, "No! No! No!, I think I can get you." The Horse
stretches across the mud pit and tells the chicken, "Grab onto my
willy."
The chicken grabs on, the horse stretches back, and the horse saves the
chickens' life.

So what's the moral of the story?????
If you have a willy the size of a horse then you don't need a BMW to
pick up chicks...

[_Caboose_]

Why dont indians play soccer?

They open a shop on every corner