There was a chicken and a horse playing together in a barnyard.
Suddenly the horse falls into a pit. He yells to the chicken, "Go get
the farmer, save me, save me!!!!"
The chicken goes looking for the farmer but can't find him. So he gets
the farmer's BMW and drives it over to the mud pit, lassos the horse,
ties it to the car and pulls him out.
The Horse says, "Thank you, Thank you, I owe you my life." Then a couple
days later they're playing again and this time the chicken falls into
the mud pit and the chicken says, "Help me Help me!!! Go get the
farmer!!!"
So the horse says, "No! No! No!, I think I can get you." The Horse
stretches across the mud pit and tells the chicken, "Grab onto my
willy."
The chicken grabs on, the horse stretches back, and the horse saves the
chickens' life.
So what's the moral of the story?????
If you have a willy the size of a horse then you don't need a BMW to
pick up chicks...
