1. The serial killer and his victim are walking through
a dark scary bush. "I'm scared" says the victim. "You think you scared"
says the killer, "I have to walk back alone."
2. Two blondes chatting : Blonde 1: "I went for a
pregnancy test." Blonde 2: "Were the questions difficult?"
3. Johnny swears a lot. The priest asks him if he's not
scared of meeting Satan. Johnny says "You the one that must be scared,
you talk sh*t about him every Sunday."
