the JOKE thread

[speedz]

1. The serial killer and his victim are walking through
a dark scary bush. "I'm scared" says the victim. "You think you scared"
says the killer, "I have to walk back alone."

LOL really..

[Raven Gold]

Twelve Italian priests were about to be ordained.
The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.

Each priest had a small bell attached to his weenie, and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.

The beautiful model danced before the first candidate with no reaction.
She proceeded down the line with the no response from all the priests until she got to the final priest, Carlos.

Poor Carlos. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off, clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage.

Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest. He bent over to pick it up...

and all the other bells started to ring.

[Sirf]

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[McGuywer]

2. Two blondes chatting : Blonde 1: "I went for a
pregnancy test." Blonde 2: "Were the questions difficult?"

Very funny!!!

[Ibanez777]

[email protected] that was damn funny...

[Cam3ll]

yea hahaha

[cavedweller32]

How does a turtle cross the freeway?

Take the f out of free and the f out of way.

[shadowfox]

How does a turtle cross the freeway?

Take the f out of free and the f out of way.

Blame it on an early morning and a general low caffeine-to-blood ratio - but I don't get it :/

[Weasley]

Blame it on an early morning and a general low caffeine-to-blood ratio - but I don't get it :/

Me nether?

[Blaze786]

How does a turtle cross the freeway?

Take the f out of free and the f out of way.

Wow that is bad, seriously! I want my bandwidth and time back please.