What's worse than finding six dead babies in a trash can?
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Finding one baby in six trash cans!
Here's another one:
A bergie walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a toothpick.
The bartender says no, and that the bergie should get lost. The bergie replies that no, he won't get lost until the bartender gives him a toothpick.
The bartender agrees and gives him a toothpick. The bergie gets lost.
Then another bergie walks in, and asks for a toothpick. The bartender says no, get lost. The bergie replies that he won't get lost until the bartender gives him a toothpick. The bartender agrees, and gives him a toothpick. The bergie gets lost.
Then a third bergie walks into the bar and asks, "Can I have a straw?"
The bartender says, " Why can't you have a toothpick like the rest of your friends?"
The bergie replies, "Well, you see, someone vomited on the pavement outside and all of the lumpy bits have been taken."
