Ek’s nou so gerattle........
Het 'n blond in die poskantoor gesien skree op 'n koevert,
toe ek haar vra wat sy doen, toe sê sy, sy stuur 'n voicemail!
Ek’s nou so gerattle........
Het 'n blond in die poskantoor gesien skree op 'n koevert,
toe ek haar vra wat sy doen, toe sê sy, sy stuur 'n voicemail!
A man with a gun went into a bank and demanded their money.
Once he was given the money, he turned to a customer and asked, 'Did you see me rob this bank?'
The man replied, 'Yes sir, I did.'
The robber then shot him in the temple, killing him instantly.
He then turned to a coloured couple standing next to him and asked the man,
'Did you see me rob this bank?'
The man replied, 'Nay meneer ek hettie gasien nie, maar my vrou het!'
A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's being watched by a midget. Although the little
fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn't get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder
up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close range.
"Wow," comments the midget, "Those are the nicest [email protected] I have ever seen!"
Surprised-and flattered-the man thanks the midget and starts to move away.
"Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the little fellow, "but I wonder if you would mind if I
touched them."
Again the man is rather startled, but seeing no real harm in it, he obliges the request.
The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's [email protected], and says, "Okay, hand me your wallet or I'll
jump off the ladder!"
lmao, where do i send my $$Originally Posted by Ellraven
will post a few jokes soon
Boy - will u go out with me
Girl - no.
Boy - did u hear what i say?
Girl - yes
Boy - then what did i say?
Girl - will you go out with me.
Boy - YES
Evil meet my Sword. Sword, meet Evil!
Roflmao xD
I accidentally put two contacts in one eye, now I can see myself for who I really am.
Die boer lê en slaap in sy huis toe die selfoon skielik begin lui.
Toe hy antwoord, is dit ou Petrus op die plaas. Petrus sê: "Baas,
baas, jy moet gou kom, hier's groot moeilikheid oppie plaas."
Die boer vra toe "Petrus Wat is fout?"
Petrus: "Ek, ek kannie oor die phone verduidelik nie, jy, jy moet kom
hier by die plaas."
Toe die boer daar kom sê Petrus:
"Een vannie skaape, hy het hom die 7 babies gekry, enne die skaap hy
sallie hom nie kan voer almal van daai babies nie"
Die boer besef toe dat hulle die lammers maar self met bottels sal
moet voer en ry toe na die noodapteek toe en vra vir die dame agter
die toonbank, "verskoon tog dame, het jy lam tiete?"
Koel en kalm antwoord sy: "Nee, Meneer, dis net 'n k*k bra."
looooooooooooooooool
