An ancient one but still very capable of bringing a smile -
The Gold Nut.
There once was a guy who was born with a gold nut tightly fastened onto his Johnson.
It interfered with his sex life you see, so all his life was spent looking for ways to get rid of the gold nut.
At last, already well into his twenties, he heard about a sangoma deep in the heart of Africa who might be able to offer some assistance.
So off he went to Africa and after two weeks of searching came upon the sangoma's hut.
He rushed inside and proceeded to tell and show the sangoma his sorry little predicament.
After consulting the Ancestors, the sangoma told the guy he had a cure.
"Go into the forest fifty kilometres west of here and find the fallen baobab tree. Camp there until the full moon rises and when the moon is right above you, you must lie naked against the tree. Be patient and your problem will be solved".
As you can imagine, the guy left straight away for the spot, found it and set up camp.
Three nights later the moon rose full and the guy got naked and lay on the tree.
He waited and waited and finally noticed a golden spanner descending from the sky.
With shock and awe, he watched as the golden spanner proceeded to undo the gold nut from his Johnson and then vanish when the job was done.
So happy was the guy that he couldn't move and he just lay there crying tears of joy.
After his elation subsided enough for him to get a grip, he stood up to leave ... and his arse fell off !
