F****S broke into my house!

No, no farm. Just big residential prop. 1200 squares and my dogs are my children. I prefer the 4 legged kind over those squishy little 2 legged ones! :D

syco, laser idea sounds good in principle, only snag is dogs tend to stare at anything that moves. So the criminals won't break in, cause there will be nothing to steal! It will all be lasered into little cubes.
 
I can recomend the German Shepards as well, we have 3 and have had no break in's in the past 20 years. Grim, if your really interested I can give you a number for the owner of the German Shepard club. She is in Cape Town but she knows all the breeders in SA and will be able to reccomend you the best breeder. Expect to pay between R2 - R5k for one and females sell fast so if you want one you need to "book" one from a breeder asap.
 
sycogrim said:
What about my idea and having animals with frikkin lazer beams attached to their heads?? :p
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LOL your idea can and will end in complete disaster.

DenSweeP said:
No, no farm. Just big residential prop. 1200 squares and my dogs are my children. I prefer the 4 legged kind over those squishy little 2 legged ones! :D

syco, laser idea sounds good in principle, only snag is dogs tend to stare at anything that moves. So the criminals won't break in, cause there will be nothing to steal! It will all be lasered into little cubes.
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Tend to agree with you there...
 
Speaking of burglaries we also had a break in over the holidays. Happended 6:00 am one morning. Lucky the sob can't drive, that's what we and the police assums. Reason for thinking like this is he took only the hdtv,gps,mom's handbag and dad's wallet. Didn't take any of the pc's,xbox,blueray player or my sister hdtv that was still in a box in the living room. Lucky he couldn't get to any of us since there is a maxi door between the front part of the house and rest.

He did take the car keys but only to go through the cars, took the gps out of my mom's car and left my dad's and brother's car key laying there. Or we assume that's why he took the car key, my car keys was there but it seems he never took them and never unlocked my car since nothing was take, had some cd's and a nike sunglasses in there. He could have easily take one of the cars and packed them up, that's why we assume he can't drive.

Parents heard the dogs barking but assumed it was guys meddling with the trash because that happens regularly on a wednesday, it was a wednesday.

What makes this worse is after cancelling all their cards, two weeks later gps(the security service we use in the area) finds my mom's handbag with all her cards and my dad's cards dumped close to the local school.
 
My mate did me a very huge favour and hooked up security cameras and what nots, he also told me that i can hook up knock out gas/ pepper bombs what ever i want to it.

So what i wanna do is get 8hour knock out gas, get home see the fsker sleeping der den call the cops :D
 
_Caboose_ said:
My mate did me a very huge favour and hooked up security cameras and what nots, he also told me that i can hook up knock out gas/ pepper bombs what ever i want to it.

So what i wanna do is get 8hour knock out gas, get home see the fsker sleeping der den call the cops :D
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After getting in some batting/golf practice on his nether regions?
 
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