Favourite Game Quotes
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"Abomination!" - Dark Messiah of Might and Magic
"Stranger going to meet his dragon!" - Dark Messiah of Might and Magic
"Stranger going to meet his dragon!" - Dark Messiah of Might and Magic
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Borderlands 2
"Yeah. GREAT job. We're all sooooo proud that you managed to kill off our friends and brothers. You're just sooo cool. This is totally not sarcasm"
-- Sarcastic Slab
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
"That's the motherf***ing Green Sabre!"
-- Carl "CJ" Johnson
"Yeah. GREAT job. We're all sooooo proud that you managed to kill off our friends and brothers. You're just sooo cool. This is totally not sarcasm"
-- Sarcastic Slab
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
"That's the motherf***ing Green Sabre!"
-- Carl "CJ" Johnson
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"So, wake up, Mister Freeman. Wake up and... smell the ashes." - G-Man, HL2
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The Definition of Insanity
Far Cry 3
"[Mumbled] Did I ever tell you what [/Mumbled] the definition of insanity is?
Insanity. Is
Doing the exact... same f*cking thing... over and over again... expecting sh*t to change. That is crazy.
But the first time somebody told me that. I don't know, I thought they were bullsh*tting me, so boom. I shot him.
The thing is, okay... [sinister humble laughter] he was right.
And then I started seeing it everywhere I looked. Everywhere I looked, all these f*cking pr*cks everywhere I looked, doing the exact same f*cking thing over and over and over and over again. Thinking. This time it's gonna be different.
No, no, no please! This time it's gonna be different. I am sorry. I don't like the way... you are looking at me! Okay?
You have a f*cking problem in your head? Do you think I'm bullsh*tting you? Do you think I'm lying to you? F*ck you!
Okay, f*ck you!
It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill hermano. I'm gonna chill. The Thing is... All right. The thing is, I killed you once already.
And it's not like I am f*cking crazy.
It's okay... It's like water under the bridge.
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Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?"
-- Vaas
Far Cry 3
"[Mumbled] Did I ever tell you what [/Mumbled] the definition of insanity is?
Insanity. Is
Doing the exact... same f*cking thing... over and over again... expecting sh*t to change. That is crazy.
But the first time somebody told me that. I don't know, I thought they were bullsh*tting me, so boom. I shot him.
The thing is, okay... [sinister humble laughter] he was right.
And then I started seeing it everywhere I looked. Everywhere I looked, all these f*cking pr*cks everywhere I looked, doing the exact same f*cking thing over and over and over and over again. Thinking. This time it's gonna be different.
No, no, no please! This time it's gonna be different. I am sorry. I don't like the way... you are looking at me! Okay?
You have a f*cking problem in your head? Do you think I'm bullsh*tting you? Do you think I'm lying to you? F*ck you!
Okay, f*ck you!
It's okay, man. I'm gonna chill hermano. I'm gonna chill. The Thing is... All right. The thing is, I killed you once already.
And it's not like I am f*cking crazy.
It's okay... It's like water under the bridge.
...
Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?"
-- Vaas
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Don't die thread! Come on, breathe!
Liquid Snake, MGS:
"In the Middle East we don't hunt foxes, we hunt jackals. Instead of fox hounds we use royal harriers."
"I've got to go swat down a couple of bothersome flies."
"So the Snake's finally come out of his hole? Are you ready now... my brother?"
Liquid Snake, MGS:
"In the Middle East we don't hunt foxes, we hunt jackals. Instead of fox hounds we use royal harriers."
"I've got to go swat down a couple of bothersome flies."
"So the Snake's finally come out of his hole? Are you ready now... my brother?"
Tsar
The thing that should not be
Crazy ivan: "Its like throwing grenades into a barrel of monkeys"
Female commander:"Don't you mean its like shooting a barrel of fish"
Crazy ivan:"No fish are small,monkeys are bigger and grenades make it easier"
All said in russian accents from the game crazy Ivan. Though I might of gotten it wrong bec its been so many year but it goes something like that
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Female commander:"Don't you mean its like shooting a barrel of fish"
Crazy ivan:"No fish are small,monkeys are bigger and grenades make it easier"
All said in russian accents from the game crazy Ivan. Though I might of gotten it wrong bec its been so many year but it goes something like that
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I like a few of the quotes from San Andreas when driving:
"Inbreeding makes you dumb, huh?"
"You hit me! I'm-a hit you back!"
"Now you can buy a new one!"
"Where did you steal your license?"
"Who let you out of the mental home?"
"Inbreeding makes you dumb, huh?"
"You hit me! I'm-a hit you back!"
"Now you can buy a new one!"
"Where did you steal your license?"
"Who let you out of the mental home?"
matt
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I enjoyed the radio stations from San Andreas
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Caleb from Blood and Blood 2 has some of the best lines:
"I'm gonna paint the town red..."
"They're all dead, they just don't know it yet!"
"But I like my hands bloody."
"And along came a spider and sat down beside her and said, "What's in the bowl... bitch?"
"When you get to hell, tell 'em I sent you, you'll get a group discount."
"I'll have a BLT, that's a lettuce, tomato, and blood sandwich. Hold the mayo. HA HA HA!"
"They're gonna need a bucket and a mop when I'm done with you!"
"I'm here to donate some blood. Somebody else's..."
"I'm gonna paint the town red..."
"They're all dead, they just don't know it yet!"
"But I like my hands bloody."
"And along came a spider and sat down beside her and said, "What's in the bowl... bitch?"
"When you get to hell, tell 'em I sent you, you'll get a group discount."
"I'll have a BLT, that's a lettuce, tomato, and blood sandwich. Hold the mayo. HA HA HA!"
"They're gonna need a bucket and a mop when I'm done with you!"
"I'm here to donate some blood. Somebody else's..."