Have you ever wondered

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in movies

When someone gives his number it is always 555 something something something.

Cops in uniforms are always the worst drivers and the private/detectives always avoid all the obstacles thrown at them.

a guy or cop with a 9mm (usually a Glock) is able to take out dozens of foe with semi automatics and machine guns.

The Hero never gets hit critically (98%) of the time no matter how rough the scenario gets.

Terrorist are always Eastern European (Russian most of the time) or they're suicidal Arabs.

Even if the suspect drives a ferrari, the cops in their caprice cop cars always catches up.

guys with revolvers that fire more bullets than oke's with 9mm's without reloading.

America is always the epicentre, you dont see someone trying to blow up australia or Romania.

the bomb always stops at 00.01 when it gets defused.

They shoot a tire then the whole car blows up. (I mean WTF)

im still thinking of more........
 
A guy take a random cellphone from a guy on the street then just happen to have a charger/cable for that said cellphone in his backpack.

A viper can't outrun a delivery truck....
 
Some seemingly unimportant character, who is strangely getting a lot of screen time, is actually the bad guy all along.

Chuck Norris can kill 5 VC soldiers while firing 4 shots.

The effectiveness of Storm Troopers is inversely proportional to the number of Jedi participating in the skirmish. Storm Troopers are even more deadly when no one is around to witness it.
 
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Cars will always explode, no matter if they just drive into a pole at 20km/h.
A 40 round clip has an unlimited amount of bullets, right up until the bad guy.
The guy will always get the girl.
 
During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.

When they are alone, all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other

It's easy for anyone to land a plane providing there is someone to talk you down

The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris

You are very likely to survive any battle in any war unless you make the mistake of showing someone a picture of your sweetheart back home

When paying for a taxi, don't look at your wallet as you take out a bill; just grab one at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare

Even when driving down a perfectly straight road, it is necessary to turn the wheel vigorously from left to right every few moments

It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting

LOL@ A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty

LOOOL @It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will patiently attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors

Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at the precise moment that it is aired
 
Maplassie said:
LOOOL @It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will patiently attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors
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reminds me of Transporter 3 :p
 
whenever someone uses a computer they always press hundreds of keys to do a simple task like checking for mail (even though it has a mouse)
 
Shotguns can blast a person through a wall, while 15mm sniper rifle rounds can't even penetrate a person's hand.

It is possible to become immune to all gunfire if you sprint in a lateral direction on a balcony above your assailants.

RPGs and pistols are equaly effective against helicopter gunships. Both weapons take 2 or 3 direct hits to bring it down.

The blond cheerleader chick allways gets killed 1st.

It is very easy to hide an assault rifle in your pants.

All scoped weapons since the 1950s have laser beams on them, it seems to be produced by the scope itself.
 
Nobody uses a safety ... they always have to cock their guns when they're right on top of the victim.

Hot wiring a car's ignition automatically bypasses the mechanical steering lock.

Hiding behind a plywood table ensures your safety during a gunfight.

A guy can survive a 10m fall and fight off 20 guys at once, but a single knock to the back of the head puts him out cold - guaranteed.

When someone is shot, they die instantly and close their eyes without gasping for air in a pool of their own blood... unless they're falling off a building afterward, then they'll continue screaming all the way down.
 
Voicy said:
Nobody uses a safety ... they always have to cock their guns when they're right on top of the victim.

Hot wiring a car's ignition automatically bypasses the mechanical steering lock.

Hiding behind a plywood table ensures your safety during a gunfight.

A guy can survive a 10m fall and fight off 20 guys at once, but a single knock to the back of the head puts him out cold - guaranteed.

When someone is shot, they die instantly and close their eyes without gasping for air in a pool of their own blood... unless they're falling off a building afterward, then they'll continue screaming all the way down.
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Except for Jason Statham in Crank when he falls 30something stories bounces off a car and still survives... hes the hardcore brit :D
 
Voicy said:
When someone is shot, they die instantly and close their eyes without gasping for air in a pool of their own blood... unless they're falling off a building afterward, then they'll continue screaming all the way down.
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But, one of the good guys gets to lie there dying, until the hero arrives, so that he can say a few last words, before dying in his arms or, if they signed a contract to appear in the sequel, appear in the next scene sporting a fashoinable arm sling.
 
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