Most embarrassing moments..

Actually flashed a guy I liked madly, completely by accident... We were swimming at the beach together and the chemistry and flirting was pretty intense and a wave knocked me pretty hard and he grabbed me and held me close to him before I could stumble which made me swoon :o Next thing another wave hits and my top slipped off, totally exposing everything... I wanted to die... I think his cheeks were redder than mine! So embarrassing but in that situation all I could do was laugh and told him he owed me dinner and a drink at least ;) :D
 
This is a story about a friend actually, but it always makes me laugh. Anyway, back when we were in college he told me he was cruising through campus on his mountain bike. He was going through an open area, kinda like a little plaza type thing. He noticed some ladies around that he thought he would impress by hopping his bike around up and down some of the sidewalk drops as he went. In doing so, one side of his handlebars broke loose from the mount and he only just kept himself from piling it up bad. He said this elicited some amusement from onlookers as he awkardly tried to pedal through the area with his intact handlebar while holding the broken half.
 
There was this one time at my first job as a professional grocery bagger that I will never forger. I was coming into work and was passing a friend who was pushing out a cart full of groceries for an elderly lady. My pal greeted my with an ultracool whasssup accompanied with a nod and a fingerpoint. Little did my friend realize that the lady was kneeling down in front of him to pick up a lucky penny from the floor. He ultimatly rammed her ass and nearly broke her ankle. I laughed my ass off. Luckily, he never got fired.
 
Lush said:
Actually flashed a guy I liked madly, completely by accident... We were swimming at the beach together and the chemistry and flirting was pretty intense and a wave knocked me pretty hard and he grabbed me and held me close to him before I could stumble which made me swoon :o Next thing another wave hits and my top slipped off, totally exposing everything... I wanted to die... I think his cheeks were redder than mine! So embarrassing but in that situation all I could do was laugh and told him he owed me dinner and a drink at least ;) :D
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Hahaha! Did you get awesome dinner and drinks? :D
 
symbolofmylife said:
some years ago i met a new girlfriend. Was still living with my parents at the time. So one afternoon she is over and we start getting a bit, uhm, physical...so one thing leads to another and we end up in my room...both in our birthday suits...i was under the impression we'd have the house to ourselves for the day...i was wrong...in mid-friskyness mom walks into the room...
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lmao - classic!!!! :d
 
Lush said:
Actually flashed a guy I liked madly, completely by accident... We were swimming at the beach together and the chemistry and flirting was pretty intense and a wave knocked me pretty hard and he grabbed me and held me close to him before I could stumble which made me swoon :o Next thing another wave hits and my top slipped off, totally exposing everything... I wanted to die... I think his cheeks were redder than mine! So embarrassing but in that situation all I could do was laugh and told him he owed me dinner and a drink at least
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Lucky bloke :p Dinner's a bargain :D

I'm going to keep mine on topic for the forum

Was over at a mate's house, not long after Doom was released - we decided we were going to give the game a test run. Please note that this was also the very first time I played a game with sound other than that produced by the PC speaker (Soundblaster).

So, there I was, sneaking through dark corridors, flickering lights illuminating things briefly (this was late at night, and I was wearing headphones - just a bit of background here) - I was low on ammo, looking around nervously because of the faint growls and footsteps I could hear in the distance. And then ...

One of those sliding walls popped open next to me and a friggin imp jumped out making its damn "WAAAAAHH!" noise - long story short, I screamed like a teenage girl, leapt out of the chair and ran out the room ... or at least I would have, except I was still wearing the headphones and I damn near ripped my head off. :/

Five of my mates were in the room at the time - 15 years down the line they have very clear memories of the event. Sadly :(
 
I'm sure guys won't find my top coming off all that exciting ... unless ... you know ... they bat for the other team :p
 
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