Panda porn?!

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"For a while, zookeepers had trouble getting pandas raised in captivity to breed. In fact, male and female pandas showed little interest in sex – that is until someone at the Chengdu Giant Panda Breeding and Research Base in Sichuan Province, China, had the bright idea of showing them panda porn!

Now, when pandas reach adulthood, zookeepers there show them steamy videos of panda sex as part of their initiation rites."

I am still deciding whether this is amusing or sad...

Go here for more weird facts you didn't want to know http://www.neatorama.com/2007/04/30/30-strangest-animal-mating-habits/
 
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Panda's are cute and fuzzy, but evolutionary failures ;_; They evolved to eat a particular type of bamboo and because they can only digest about 5% off the nutritional value of the stuff, they have to consume vast quantities just to stave of starvation. On top of that, they are incredibly picky about mating - not a bright move when your species is slowly going extinct ;_;
 
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James said:
Panda's are cute and fuzzy, but evolutionary failures ;_; They evolved to eat a particular type of bamboo and because they can only digest about 5% of the nutritional value of the stuff, they have to consume vast quantities just to stave of starvation. On top of that, they are incredibly picky about mating - not a bright move when your species is slowly going extinct ;_;
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and that was Dr James, resident scientician and biologizer, on the effects of Panda stupidity. :p
 
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James said:
Panda's are cute and fuzzy, but evolutionary failures ;_; They evolved to eat a particular type of bamboo and because they can only digest about 5% of the nutritional value of the stuff, they have to consume vast quantities just to stave of starvation. On top of that, they are incredibly picky about mating - not a bright move when your species is slowly going extinct ;_;
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Don't you wish humans could be like that... just imagine no more over population. :p
 
James why are all pandas fat? I thought that was the issue with matings, they couldn't mount up due to being like fat americans?

@ Murph, thanks thats a reassuring thought.
 
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