Pay to play games with girls

lol - Man. What desperation will make some people do is absolutely insane. Well, I can tell you this much, thanks to my soon-to-be-Mrs, I have a lot more to play with.....and it's fully interactive :)

Hey....do you think I can sign up and get paid to play with girl-gamers? I can wear cartoon boxers and look provocative whilst eating a chocolate and playing Viva Pinata (co op). That should be good for about R5, right?
 
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Neo said:
lol - Man. What desperation will make some people do is absolutely insane. Well, I can tell you this much, thanks to my soon-to-be-Mrs, I have a lot more to play with.....and it's fully interactive :)

Hey....do you think I can sign up and get paid to play with girl-gamers? I can wear cartoon boxers and look provocative whilst eating a chocolate and playing Viva Pinata (co op). That should be good for about R5, right?
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I don't think they do guy "playdates," but since xbox360 games don't require video, you can hire a 10 year old for a little bit of money and ask him to be you on xbox live. It's hard to tell the difference between a little boy and a grown woman over voice chat anyways :P
 
i couldn't believe this. saw this the other day and laughed. simply at the idea of it. and at the fact that they will probably rake in the dough from it.
 
el_capitan32 said:
i couldn't believe this. saw this the other day and laughed. simply at the idea of it. and at the fact that they will probably rake in the dough from it.
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I really hope the 10k hits they got during launch was just from people who saw this all over the internet and wanted to laugh at it.
 
If anyone likes a challenge in Fifa they can try to play against my girlfriend. The objective of the game, according to her, is to catch her before she scores an own goal.
 
I'm sure even if there is a girl registered there that's really good at a game, they will probably let the client win anyway as not to bruise their fragile little ego :)
 
Sockmonkey said:
I'm sure even if there is a girl registered there that's really good at a game, they will probably let the client win anyway as not to bruise their fragile little ego :)
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You used the word "client" which makes it sound 100% like prostitution. Man what a key word! lol
 
Well, I'm not sure this qualifies as prostitution. Wanting to play against/with a female is almost the same as wanting a female for a secretary. And they are 'clients' because they pay for a service. Non-sexual (physically) in this case. I think. I hope...
 
I've been replaying the original Gears of War campaign with a friend, and just as we were getting started last night, I pointed out to him how lucky he is that he's not paying for my services. :P
 
Azimuth said:
I've been replaying the original Gears of War campaign with a friend, and just as we were getting started last night, I pointed out to him how lucky he is that he's not paying for my services. :P
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Can I pay for you services:p
 
Azimuth said:
I've been replaying the original Gears of War campaign with a friend, and just as we were getting started last night, I pointed out to him how lucky he is that he's not paying for my services. :P
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Think about it Azi you could make a fair bit of money doign it....
 
Haha. :P It's kinda funny, actually, because I've obviously always had loads of guys on my friend list and it's just not something I ever even think about. It's never really occurred to me that most guys don't have girls on their friend lists. I guess I've just never really thought the whole gender thing was a big deal. Actually, I still don't.
 
Well....considering I'm paying out of my @ss so far for our wedding, I'm beginning to realize that at some point, most men pay silly amounts of money for women. Some ways are just more "accepted" than others. At the end of the day, if it has breasts and cute voice, you're gonna pay for it.
 
Maybe you're just sort of joking - and to be fair, a lot of women do expect guys to spend cash on them - but some girls really aren't like that at all. It always irks me a little when guys talk about how expensive women are. It's really just another case of the loud few ruining it for everyone else.
 
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