The 10 most popular questions South Africans asked Google this week

I'm slightly bored, so allow me to answer (without resorting to Google):

"Is Charlize Theron dead?"
No. If she was you would have heard about it through channels that doesn't have "book" or "face" in the title.

"Why do we pay tax and what is it used for?"
I've been wondering about this myself. Best I can say is that if you don't pay it, free lodging compliments of the Department of Corrections is in your future.

"Is Leon Schuster dead?"
No. Pick up a newspaper once in a while, will yea?

"How full is the Vaal Dam?"
100%. But this doesn't mean you can now leave the taps running while going shopping.

"How to cook chicken?"
Stick it in the microwave. Set to five minutes on high. Eat when done. It's called Chicken-a-la-ding.

"How did Dan Vickerman die?"
Suicide. Very sad :(

"How to transfer data on MTN"
Bwahahahaha!!!!

"When is the Budget speech 2017?"
Was on Feb 22nd. Nobody really knows if it was good or bad. That's the mark of an excellent politician.

"What is entrepreneurship?"
5% inspiration and 94% hard work. And 1% figuring out how not to pay taxes without becoming a guest of the Department of Corrections.

"How to calculate BMI"
Open the calculator in Windows. Take the number of healthy meals you eat per week and divide it by the number of Whoppers/Big Macs/Rounders etc. If you get any answer other than "Cannot divide by zero", you need to lose weight, fatso.
 
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