When is Mother’s Day?
- Every day. When last have you called yours?
Where is my phone?
- In the pub. Hope you're looking for it to call Mom...
How to save water
- When yellow, mellow. When brown, down.
How to make scones
- Walk to the bakery. Remember wallet.
How to stop smoking
- No idea. If you figure it out, PM me.
How many weeks are there in a year?
- Not enough, dude. Not enough...
How to create an email
- So it has come to this. Have we now reached this point? We all know the art of penmanship is dead but have we now grown so accustomed to instant and audio messages that the poor email has also fallen by the wayside? Unless you mean how to create an email account in which case I recommend going to gmail.com
What does it mean to dream of snakes?
- It means the closet door is sloooowly opening...
What is Uber?
- Deutschland. Because Deutschland uber alles.
What is apartheid?
- When you hate a person of another race more than you hate yourself. And then make it law.
