Remember Red Faction: Guerrilla’s Ostrich Hammer? Well, Volition’s only gone and topped it – with a weapons-grade rainbow-farting unicorn named (what else?) Mr Toots. And they’re promising to unlock it for everybody in Red Faction: Armageddon once the demo download counter hits that magical, mystical 1 million mark.
ONLY YOU CAN FREE MR TOOTS FROM HIS TORTURED IMPRISONMENT AND SAVE THE WORLD WITH THE STRATEGIC DEPLOYMENT OF STINKY RAINBOWS!
“From the studio that brought you the Ostrich Hammer and the purple sex-toy bludgeon, Volition unveils its next weapon of crass destruction: Mr. Toots! A miniature magical unicorn so powerful it lays entire cities to waste, Mr. Toots farts joyous rainbows of pure devastation. Never before has hyper-coloured flatulence wrought such destruction, and, for the colonists of Mars in Red Faction: Armageddon, inspiration,” reads the official press release.
The Red Faction: Armageddon demo was released on Xbox LIVE and PSN yesterday.
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