Yes, that’s not a headline you see very often. Or ever, for that matter.
Anyway, it’s just a game, so it’s okay.
The news comes with the recent launch of Saints Row: The Third’s new stat tracking site, bringing you up-to-the-minute information about marital aid-related injuries and more around the city of Steelport.
Some other edifying facts include:
- 5.8 billion citizens of Steelport have met their demise while roaming around town. That’s 19 times the population of the US, or 85% of the population of the world.
- Players have spent a cumulative 2 years in their birthday suits streaking the streets of Steelport and making old ladies scream.
- In Whored Mode, 44 million pimps, gimps, and prostitutes have been dispatched.
- 650 hot dog mascots have been overcooked to death by players using flamethrowers.
The site also features a map showing real time in-game activity from all over the planet, and lets players leave messages for others, upload screenshots, and more.
Let's go streaking! Woohoo!
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