Saints Row: The Third cheats sold as DLC

I remember when cheating in a game was a simple matter of typing “prince megahit” at the DOS prompt, but the times, they’re changing.

Accompanying THQ’s Saints Row: The Third American launch is the inevitable heap of premium extras – including “Invincible” DLC pack that ensures players “never worry about dying or running out of ammo.”

Hey, it’s the prince megahit of the new generation, and for only twenty bucks.

“More cheats than you’ll know what to do with,” reads the DLC’s Steam blurb. “Never worry about dying or running out of ammo! Unlock the Get Down Cheat that makes you ultra limber. Super Saints gives you better guns and better health while Ultimate Clip ensures that you’re always ready to fire. Get Infinite Mass for your vehicle plus Super Explosions and you’ll be ready for anything!”

Next up, a DLC bot that’ll play the whole game so you don’t have to – and for only twenty bucks!

Just kidding! That one’s fifty.

Saints Row: The Third is out locally on Friday, 18 November 2011, and here’s the launch trailer just in case you needed any more reasons to buy the only game featuring a “Dildo Bat”.

Source: Steam

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