Gamers plot sending 400 cupcakes to BioWare in Mass Effect 3 ending protest

In what might be the worst ever idea to protest something, a bunch of gamers have teamed up and already raised over $1,000 to send ~~threatening letters~~ ~~a car bomb~~ ~~a horse’s head~~ 400 cupcakes to BioWare‘s offices in Edmont0n, Canada.

Mmm, cupcakes. But wait, that’s not the point – see, the cupcakes are variously iced in pink, green, and blue, but they all taste the same. Get it? It’s because… mmm, cupcakes.

Chocolate peppermint cupcakes

It’s all being organised over on BioWare’s forums, where user LoganKey explains how the Retake Mass Effect 3 Cupcake Campaign is going to work:

We are currently trying to organize the delivery of a mass of cupcakes to Bioware’s studio in Edmonton. All the cupcakes will be divided into equal parts Red, Blue and Green colors… but they will all taste exactly the same. If you’d like to participate, please check out the thread below and let us know.

This coming week, we should send Bioware boxes upon boxes of a dozen cupcakes. We are taking ideas as to what sort of notes we should have attached on each box. Some possibilities include:

– “No matter what color you choose, they all taste the same”;
– “No matter what color you choose, it’s all vanilla ;-D”
– “We rage because we love”

But yeah, mmm, cupcakes.