As if Saints Row: The Third needed to get any more bizarre, THQ have announced yet another DLC pack for their open-world crime spree.

The Penthouse Pack is exactly what it says it is – a downloadble pack full of Penthouse models.

The DLC will add Nikki Benz, Justine Joli, Ryan Keely, and Heather Vandeven. If you’re familiar with any of these names, maybe just pretend you aren’t.

Your Saints Row: The Third gang will now get a lot better looking with the girls joining your ranks and ready to be called into combat at any time.

Why does this exist? We don’t know. Is it funny? Quite; so we’re just going to roll with it.

The Penthouse Pack is available for Xbox 360, Playstation 3 and PC (Steam) for $3 (R25.30*) or 240 Microsoft Points.

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*Exchange rates calculated at time of article.

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