In today’s roundup of Things You Probably Shouldn’t Do, Like, Ever, a man reportedly rushed the stage at the China Joy gaming expo in Shanghai with a bouquet of roses made from 100 yuan bills to declare his love (and, presumably, his ability to provide financially) for a booth babe.
“Babe, I’ve got my own knock-off 3DS and everything.”
The unidentified would-be boyfriend – who’s now going by the name “Rich Brother” in Chinese social media networks – apparently fell in love, 4 eva & eva, with the unidentified booth babe – who I’m calling “that poor woman” – and decided to show it in front of everybody at the expo. I’m sure the whole idea seemed much more romantic / much less psychotic in his head. After all, I bet a hover-handed photo op had already totally established their relationship.
Neither the booth babe nor security were impressed by the display, and Rich Brother was promptly removed from the premises. Because that’s what happens when strange men stalk female employees at gaming expos.
I have no words, so I’ll leave it to Lin Yu Chun to say it best:
I dare you not to stand up, close your eyes, roll your hands into tight little passion-balls, and sing along.
Source: Kotaku
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