I never saw the point in traditional lingerie myself. I mean, if I wanted to look like I was wearing a bunch of doilies glued together, I’d just wear a bunch of doilies glued together and save myself a big heap of cash. But then I’d just look like some sort of lumpy end table, and I don’t think that’s the idea.
Instead, these custom-order, hand-painted bras from Etsy seller Sceneshoes are way more my sort of thing. The catalogue includes geeky bras painted up as Xbox, Portal, and Super Mario Bros goodies, and there’s even the classic “I <3 dinosaurs” pair for my lil’ velociraptors.
Yes, I call my boobs velociraptors. You stare at one of them, and it just stares right back. And that’s when the attack comes – not from the front, but from the side, from the other one you didn’t even know was there.