Everybody loves Valve. It’s just the way it is. But do you love Valve enough to sleep with Gabe Newell? Not like that, I mean – but like this:
Although I suppose if you’re feeling lonely, you could always hug close it to your heart, and whisper sweet nothings into his ear as you slip into a sweaty dream about Half-Life 3. Or… or maybe not.
The pillow apparently belongs to one Sir Daniel Glenn Cutler over on Tumblr, but I couldn’t believe this is the only Gabe Newell pillow on the internet, so I did some pro detective work and I found two others:
I’m not judging or anything. I still wear Hello Kitty pyjamas.