In what might be the worst thing to happen to negative gender stereotypes since the last Dead or Alive, UK online dating service DateAGamer (criiiiinge) has launched a series of instructional videos for gamers. The assumptions obviously being, of course, that gamers are exclusively male, terminally single, and total virgins.

Videos like “How to date a sexy gamer girl”, “What to do on a first date with a single gamer”, and “How to impress a girl into bed after the first date” offer brilliant advice for clueless men from models who would probably never date them:

“If he can feel my vibe and fill my bandwidth, it could turn into a physical relationship,” says Jessica, who enjoys playing games*, and lying around in her underwear and high heels. “At the end of the day, everyone has sexual needs. And sometimes I need someone to overload my buffer.”

A buffer is used to temporarily store information while it’s being moved from one place to another, so I guess she’s just looking for a strictly casual thing. Or maybe she’s into [REDACTED. “You’re so gross, Tarryn.” – James] [You’re one to talk, James. We have an “omg boobs” tag on the system].

* Maybe. Probably not.

Source: Eurogamer

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