Move over, Dead Space 2’s Hand Cannon, there’s a new silly, silly weapon in town. Say helloooOOOOOOooooo to Borderlands 2’s Energizing Bane, the discerning Vault Hunter’s first choice in one-stop, one-pop conflict negotiation solutions.

Its bark is worse than its bite.

This Hyperion SMG packs high accuracy and damage, but there’s so much more to this skag-shooter than meets the eye. More specifically, it meets the eardrums instead:

If that’s not bad enough, equipping the gun will also reduce your movement speed to a veritable slog. I don’t know, that’s a small price to pay for being the loudest, most totally obnoxious player in the game that everybody has to wait around for, don’t you think? Yuuup, I can’t wait to get it.

Source: PCGamer

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