Japanese arcade Whac-A-Mole game replaces moles with… pants-moles

Sometimes, when it’s late at night and I’m lying awake and contemplating my many sins, I think to myself, “Maybe I’ve made too much fun of weird Japanese stuff.” Just kidding, I never think that, and this Japanese Whac-A-Mole game featuring mallets and man-bits is exactly why.

On the other hand, maybe it’s a sort of clever sex-ed apparatus to teach young girls about the basics of contraception. I mean, there’s really no more reliable method to prevent pregnancy than bashing those fertile penises away with a blunt weapon. That’s the thing about Japanese stuff, though – it’s hard to tell.

I said “hard”.