Upcoming RPG, South Park: The Stick of Truth looks to be a fantastic tribute to the show and its fans, but unfortunately we will not be getting the Grand Wizard Collector’s Edition in South Africa.

Ubisoft distributor Megarom has confirmed this, but it’s out of their hands – it turns out the Grand Wizard Edition is exclusive to certain markets.

Unless you want to try importing it, here’s what we’re missing out on – I simply must have that totally sweet Cartman figurine:

• South Park: The Stick of Truth game
• Grand Wizard Cartman 6-inch Kidrobot Figure
• Kingdom of South Park Map
• The Stick of Truth Ultimate Fellowship Pack

South Park: The Stick of Truth Grand Wizard Edition contents

Ubisoft has been announcing and delaying release dates, but currently the game is pegged for a 7 March 2014 launch on Windows PC, Xbox 360, and PS3.

The game is written and voiced by series creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone and will require players to arm themselves in order to defeat the crabpeople, underpants gnomes, goddamn hippies, and other forces of evil.

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