Gaming characters and their sexual habits

With all this 50 Shades of Grey drama going on right now, it’s the perfect time to talk about what kinky stuff we think famous game characters are into.

We have fun controlling them in a game, but if the tables were turned they would have no problem showing us who’s boss.

Proceed at your own risk – things are about to get steamy as we look at what I think gaming characters get up to in the sack.

Bayonetta – Dominatrix

Is there any doubt that the sexy Umbra Witch who is wrapped in leather, spanks angels, uses wacky torture devices and all sorts of movements during combat is into the more kinky business in the bedroom?

Bayonetta is the ultimate cliché female protagonist – everything Bayonetta does, she does with sex appeal. From bashing in a dragon’s face to sucking on her strawberry lollipop, Bayonetta is fabulous with a dark side.

Her torture devices that she uses in combat are a giveaway to her darker, more dominatrix side – whips and chains excite her.

Duke Nukem – Dominatrix

Duke Nukem might come across as a womanizer, but I really think he enjoys being put on a leash and being made to beg for more.

I strongly believe that he has exhausted all his sexual prowess and now seeks an alternative way to get his freak on. It all started in that strip club when he gave money to that girl on the pole with the nipple caps.

He now fights aliens in his free time when he is not being hung from the ceiling on a swing.

Mileena – Tantric Vampirism

Mileena is a playable character in Mortal Kombat, and made her debut in Mortal Kombat II back in 1993. Since then Mileena has undergone quite a number of transformations – from wearing a covered up magenta outfit to what we know today as her very (very) revealing, half-naked uniform.

Mileena is someone you don’t want to mess with, because she has a mouth that will rip the flesh off your neck if you try and get close. Mileena takes Tantric vampirism to the next level.

Catwoman – Dominatrix

Catwoman is arguably the most iconic female DC character, and there is no doubt as to why. She is feisty, loves cats, and is one badass chick.

Wrapped in her leather catsuit she is a master thief who enjoys taunting the opposite sex, and at times getting too close for comfort. As we have seen in the Arkham City game, her combat moves also show a bit of sexual flair as she wraps her legs around her enemies and chokes them.

There is no doubt that Catwoman likes it rough, be it in or out of the bedroom.

Marquis de Sade (Assassin’s Creed Unity) – Swinger

By far my favourite character in Assassin’s Creed Unity, Marquis de Sade is a mysterious, flamboyant man who loves the ladies.

Based on a real-life historic character of the same name, he was not one for monogamy.

In Unity he comes across as a very subtle man who seems to like the idea of groupies. He even hints at arranging some for Arno, who declines. He is a charmer who would take advantage of anyone, be it male or female – classic swinger.