I’ve seen a lot of zany game mods in my time, although admittedly they’re usually of the anatomically correct* nude model re-skin variety.

Okay, so maybe not so much “zany” as “drearily predictable – it’s not like you can’t see this stuff in a Google image search. But man, there were a lot of them for the Sims games. Apparently the Sims franchise is way more popular with 13-year old boys than we’d been previously led to believe.

Anyway, a Skyrim player / modder known only as “umpa” has created a mod for the game that, well, makes everybody dance.

It’s dance magic, dance, put that baby spell on me, as David Bowie would say, although there aren’t any goblins in this one. I can’t decide if that makes it better or worse, but at least that leotard isn’t anywhere to be seen.

If you have no idea what I’m talking about, you were robbed of a childhood. Oh Goblin King, Goblin King, I wish I could have my childhood back.

“This is NOT a serious mod or for the Elder Scrolls Purist,” writes umpa in appropriately broken English. “This is only for FUN!!! So save your COMMENTS on lore and immersion…. XD”

JA, SAVE YOUR COMMENTS. I TOOK AN AXE IN THE HEAD, YOU KNOW. And now, I just wanna dance.

Source: Dance Animation Modder Resource

* By modern porn standards.