Funniest Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015 Steam User Reviews

Funniest Shower with your Dad Simulator Steam Reviews

We’ve all come to accept that Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015 is an actual game – it took some longer to get over it than others.

Great as the game may be (no seriously, it’s received an overwhelmingly positive reception), we really rather enjoyed reading users’ reviews over on Steam, perhaps as much as playing the game.

So we thought, having had some time to kill, why not share some of the funniest Steam User Reviews for Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015; they’re so worth it.

But before you do, to get you in the right frame of mind, SWYRS 2015’s trailer:

Thumbs Down: Completely unrealistic, the black kid has a dad….

Thumbs Up: Like Skyrim with Dads

Thumbs Up: Helps fill the void of being adopted by 2 lesbian moms.

Thumbs Up: Needs multiplayer coop so we can actually play with our dads

Thumbs Up: Left this game on to idle for cards and went to sleep.

Woke up to find steam messages from (now) former friends calling me weird and a freak.

They told my girlfriend who then dumped me via text message.

My girlfriend then told my parents and my mom kicked me out of my home (my dad was trying to convince my mom to let me stay).

I am now friendless, girlfriendless, and homeless because of this game.

Thumbs Up: I had to switch to porn when my mom walked in because it was easier to explain.

Thumbs Up: 5:18 PM – ****Mom: what the ♥♥♥♥
5:18 PM – ****Mom: WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥ DID I JUST READ FROM WHAT YOU ARE PLAYING

7:24 PM – ****ity: wtf are you playing shower simulator

9:18 PM – ****haler: are you ♥♥♥♥ing serious
9:18 PM – ****haler: playing that ♥♥♥♥in game

6:24 PM – **: no ♥♥♥♥ing way…
6:25 PM – **: are you serious?
6:25 PM – **: shower with your dad simulater.

12:05 AM – ****Pi: Dafuq
12:05 AM – ****Pi: You bought that game?
12:06 AM – ****Pi: You perve
5:35 PM – ****Pi: still playing it?
5:35 PM – ****Pi: 3.4 hours on it?

9:42 PM – ****o: What do you even do in that game?

7:04 PM – ****M: wtf
7:04 PM – ****M: ahha

12:10 AM – ****63: What the hell is that game.
12:10 AM – ****63: O.o

“waat wat are u playin waat lmao xD” – $i**

“uuh well… okay? haha” – •****•

$0.99 for all these reactions, worth it.

Thumbs Up: Jokes on you, game dev; I would have paid $2 for this.

Thumbs Up: I was playing the black kid.

I got to a point where there was nothing. No dads, only a puddle and a caution sign. Nobody to love, nobody to scrub, nobody to rub a dub dub. Only the caution sign and puddle were there to accompany me. I spent many a minute, aimlessly running in the room pondering my existance, my meaning. Swiftly I had figured out there was no meaning to life, but these four walls, a caution sign and a puddle. I was at my wits end.

10/10 most soul crushing and existential crisis inducing game.

Thumbs Up: Was walking towards my dad, I slipped in a puddle and went face first into a ginger guys crotch.
10/10 Goty 2015

Thumbs Up: I remember playing this as a kid with my dad, sometimes my uncle would play aswell.

Thumbs Up: Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015: Do You Still Shower With Your Dad is the perfect game for those looking for a quick and simple time-waster, a deep intrigue buried within, a scrub-down in dad-town, or a great gift for any dad enthusiast.

Pros:
– Shower with your dad.
– Sometimes you can even use soap (helps with lathering up)
– Three unique dads to choose from (DO NOT PICK THE WRONG DAD)
– Deep storyline with good commentary on paternal life and coming-of-age
– Fresh scent

Cons:
– The adoption papers aren’t very lore-friendly.
– Might be too difficult for its intended demographic (young boys looking to practice good hygiene standards)
– Some bugs (can be addressed with a Lice Shampoo update??)
– Not in high definition; no VR support.
– Failure to choose the correct dad may frighten some audiences.

I recommend this game for anyone who can stand up on their own in the shower and understand the risks involved.

Thumbs Up: Bought this game as a joke. Now one of my recommended game tags is “Nudity”…

Thumbs Up: Let me take a moment to explain how problematic this game is.

This game engages in a male power fantasy that depicts that only males can shower with their dads, when in reality there are many girls that also take showers with their dads. This game takes those women and disregards them in order to form a narrative that the shower is a “boys club” while women are subject to taking baths instead. As a noted feminist, I say women should rise from the tub and stand together from the showers of oppression the patriarchy have been subjecting us to, and scrub clean all gender roles.

If you’d like to hear more on what I have to say, please donate to my Kickstarter where I talk about more examples of Tropes vs Women in Showers.


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