Gotta go fast!
You will never be as good as this dude. Never
How long did it take you to finish Super Meat Boy?
Yes, you read that correctly. The infamously difficult Dark Souls 2 has been clocked in 20 minutes – and there is video proof
If you put in 5,000 hours of practice you, too, would be this fast
A Speed-running collective has smashed the previous record of 29 minutes and 41 seconds
You, [subject name here], must be the pride of [subject hometown here].