{"id":10539,"date":"2011-03-08T15:01:00","date_gmt":"2011-03-08T13:01:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-29T22:00:00","slug":"interactive-project-codenamed-rush-has-gta-v-written-all-over-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/business\/10539-interactive-project-codenamed-rush-has-gta-v-written-all-over-it","title":{"rendered":"\u201cInteractive project\u201d codenamed \u201cRush\u201d has \u201cGTA V\u201d written all over it"},"content":{"rendered":"

Industry spy hub Superannuation<\/a> has turned up a casting call for an “interactive project” dubbed “Rush”, put out by Telsey & Company, a New York talent agency apparently used regularly by GTA dev Rockstar.<\/p>\n

So what makes it obviously GTA V? Check out the rap sheet…<\/p>\n

•       Mitch Hayes:
38 – Annoying, wise cracking, highly successful FBI agent. In great shape. Does triathlons, drinks low cal beer, but still has a sense of humor.<\/p>\n

•    Miguel Gonzalez:
25 Young Mexican American FBI agent, caught between a few mob bosses. Very clean cut<\/p>\n

•    Clyde:
23 – Moronic, almost inbred and creepy white trash hillbilly. Very naïve but in a creepy ‘it’s only incest sort of way’<\/p>\n

•    Brother Adam:
Welsh monk \/ cult leader \/ yoga teacher – 50, very lithe, very into exploring your personal tension through gripping massage. Needs Welsh accent.<\/p>\n

•    Mrs Avery:
Neurotic soccer mom, home maker, 48, anxious and addled on pain killers. Very angry at neighbor MRS Bell.<\/p>\n

•    Mrs Bell:
Swinger, and mellow Californian divorcee. 45. Ugly but comfortable with self.<\/p>\n

•    Eddie:
47 – Weed evangelist, guy who started smoking at 30, and is now a leading proponent of marijuana’s fantastic properties. White, awkward.<\/p>\n

•    Ira Bernstein:
56 – publicist for an actress known as America’s newest sweetheart who just so happens to love animals, orphans, drugs and sex. He’s always trying to hide her latest indiscretion.<\/p>\n

•    Kevin De Silva:
18 – Albert’s fat, FPS playing gamer son. Smokes a lot of weed, has anxiety issues and a card for a bad back, very soft, very opinionated. Into making racist comments while playing online.
•    Harut Vartanyan:
42-52 years old – Armenian car dealer, moneylender, would be Fagin and would be bully. Heavily connected to the underworld, but irritates people so much no one likes him.<\/p>\n

•    Nervous Jerry:
48 – paranoiac living in the sticks, near Simon, completely paranoid, and terrified of Simon.<\/p>\n

•    Calvin North:
55 – clapped out FBI agent who now mostly works offering advice on TV shows – whose only claim to fame turns out to be entirely false – but a decent guy in other ways. Badly dressed. Divorced. Putting on weight.<\/p>\n

•    Jerry Cole:
53 – disabled IT expert and criminal information vendor.<\/p>\n

•    Rich Roberts:
English hardman actor, 35, who acts tough but who wants to do serious work – the only problem is he can’t quite read the words.<\/p>\n

•    Alex:
White 52 yr old loosie goosie hippy rich guy who has lost his money and is getting desperate but trying not to.<\/p>\n

•    Scarlet:
45-52 years old – unshaven female spiritualist and hippy with a love of exploring the wilderness. Very into journeys.<\/p>\n

•    Chad:
29 – pretty boy misogynist Beverly Hills party boy. Made money, but not as cool as he thinks he is.<\/p>\n

•    Tae Wong:
39 – somewhat incompetent Chinese mobster, loves doing ecstasy, going to raves.<\/p>\n

•    Taes Translator:
45 – VERY STRAIGHT LACED Chinese translator, terrified of his boss’s dad. Male, awkward. Needs to speak Chinese.<\/p>\n

Source: CVG<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Casting call outed, looks like the usual suspects<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":161,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_sma_x_autopost_status":"idle","_sma_x_autopost_error":"","_sma_x_post_id":"","_sma_x_attempts":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-10539","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-business"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10539","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/161"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10539"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10539\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10539"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10539"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10539"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}