{"id":11558,"date":"2011-05-04T10:10:00","date_gmt":"2011-05-04T08:10:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-29T22:00:00","slug":"1-million-demo-downloads-to-unlock-farting-unicorn-in-red-faction-armageddon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/business\/11558-1-million-demo-downloads-to-unlock-farting-unicorn-in-red-faction-armageddon","title":{"rendered":"1 million demo downloads to unlock farting unicorn in Red Faction Armageddon"},"content":{"rendered":"

Remember Red Faction: Guerrilla’s Ostrich Hammer? Well, Volition’s only gone and topped it – with a weapons-grade rainbow-farting unicorn named (what else?) Mr Toots. And they’re promising to unlock it for everybody in Red Faction: Armageddon once the demo download counter hits that magical, mystical 1 million mark.<\/p>\n

ONLY YOU CAN FREE MR TOOTS FROM HIS TORTURED IMPRISONMENT AND SAVE THE WORLD WITH THE STRATEGIC DEPLOYMENT OF STINKY RAINBOWS!<\/p>\n

“From the studio that brought you the Ostrich Hammer and the purple sex-toy bludgeon, Volition unveils its next weapon of crass destruction: Mr. Toots! A miniature magical unicorn so powerful it lays entire cities to waste, Mr. Toots farts joyous rainbows of pure devastation. Never before has hyper-coloured flatulence wrought such destruction, and, for the colonists of Mars in Red Faction: Armageddon, inspiration,” reads the official press release.<\/p>\n

The Red Faction: Armageddon demo was released on Xbox LIVE and PSN yesterday.<\/p>\n

1 million more downloads to unlock Red Faction Guerilla’s farting unicorn <\/a><< Discuss in the forums<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Always, I wanna fart with you<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":161,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_sma_x_autopost_status":"idle","_sma_x_autopost_error":"","_sma_x_post_id":"","_sma_x_attempts":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11558","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-business"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11558","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/161"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11558"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11558\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11558"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11558"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11558"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}