{"id":12579,"date":"2011-06-27T10:49:00","date_gmt":"2011-06-27T08:49:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-29T22:00:00","slug":"now-you-can-buy-your-own-portal-2-gels","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/business\/12579-now-you-can-buy-your-own-portal-2-gels","title":{"rendered":"Now you can buy your own Portal 2 gels"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know what you need more of in your life? Interactive gels. It couldn&rsquo;t be done, they said. And they&rsquo;re right &ndash; but <a href=\"http:\/\/www.thinkgeek.com\/geektoys\/collectibles\/e970\/\" target=\"_blank\">ThinkGeek<\/a>&rsquo;s range of Portal 2 interactive gels are as close as we&rsquo;re going to get to the not-real thing.<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;All three flavors of Portal 2 Interactive Gels are available. Get the blue Repulsion Gel to jump higher, the orange Propulsion Gel to run faster, or the white Conversion Gel to allow any surface to accept a portal. Of course, the Portal 2 Interactive Gels don&#8217;t really do all that; but they are awesome. Inside you&#8217;ll find putty that exhibits characteristics of both a solid and a liquid. It will drip and it will bounce; it will shatter and it will stretch. So get some Portal 2 Interactive Gels now, and start experimenting with SCIENCE!&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>So basically, it&rsquo;s silly putty in an official-looking tin. I can&rsquo;t think of any reason not to buy it right now. IT&rsquo;S OFFICIAL-LOOKING.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You\u2019ll know when the test starts<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":161,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_sma_x_autopost_status":"idle","_sma_x_autopost_error":"","_sma_x_post_id":"","_sma_x_attempts":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-12579","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-business"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12579","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/161"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12579"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12579\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12579"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12579"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12579"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}