{"id":27791,"date":"2011-11-29T13:54:22","date_gmt":"2011-11-29T11:54:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/?p=27791"},"modified":"2015-11-16T09:05:12","modified_gmt":"2015-11-16T07:05:12","slug":"ezio-auditore-is-checking-out-this-internet-dating-thing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/business\/27791-ezio-auditore-is-checking-out-this-internet-dating-thing","title":{"rendered":"Ezio Auditore is checking out this internet dating thing"},"content":{"rendered":"

In a sort of social experiment that’s equal parts hilarious and tragic, a Redditor<\/a> has signed up for internet dating as Assassin’s Creed protagonist, Ezio Auditore di Firenze.<\/p>\n

It’s hilarious because we get it, and it’s tragic because the women don’t.<\/p>\n

“I was a seducer of woman and a playful man,” writes Ezio. “I possessed acrobatic skills far beyond those of my peers, barring my brother. I came from an affluent background and had many friends until the deaths of my father and brothers drove me out of Florence for many years.”<\/p>\n

He lists his only interests as “parkour” and “antique weapons”, but I suppose that whole secret order of assassins locked in eternal battle with the secret order of Knights Templar thing is probably better kept for the second or third date.<\/p>\n

Not that I think it would matter to some of these women, though.<\/p>\n

“WOW I MARRY YOU IF I ONLY CAN YOU LIKE A KNIGHT I WISH TO HAVE IN MY LIFE I am a Pisces with a good personality,” writes JEANETTEANGEL, in a tender missive titled “love,future,desteny”, before asking, “Can I be your wish come true”.<\/p>\n

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Remember, kids – nothing is true, everything is permitted, especially this.<\/p>\n

Source: Reddit<\/a><\/h5>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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