{"id":28119,"date":"2011-12-01T11:08:42","date_gmt":"2011-12-01T09:08:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/?p=28119"},"modified":"2011-12-01T11:11:00","modified_gmt":"2011-12-01T09:11:00","slug":"saints-row-the-third-2-million-dildo-deaths-and-counting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/business\/28119-saints-row-the-third-2-million-dildo-deaths-and-counting","title":{"rendered":"Saints Row: The Third &#8211; 2 million dildo deaths (and counting)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, that&#8217;s not a headline you see very often. Or ever, for that matter.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, it&#8217;s just a game, so it&#8217;s okay.<\/p>\n<p>The news comes with the recent launch of Saints Row: The Third&#8217;s new <a href=\"http:\/\/www.saintsrow.com\/steelport\/stats\">stat tracking site<\/a>, bringing you up-to-the-minute information about marital aid-related injuries and more around the city of Steelport.<\/p>\n<p>Some other edifying facts include:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>5.8 billion citizens of Steelport have met their demise while roaming around town. That&#8217;s 19 times the population of the US, or 85% of the population of the world.<\/li>\n<li>Players have spent a cumulative 2 years in their birthday suits streaking the streets of Steelport and making old ladies scream.<\/li>\n<li>In Whored Mode, 44 million pimps, gimps, and prostitutes have been dispatched.<\/li>\n<li>650 hot dog mascots have been overcooked to death by players using flamethrowers.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>The site also features a map showing real time in-game activity from all over the planet, and lets players leave messages for others, upload screenshots, and more.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_28161\" style=\"width: 610px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Saints-row-the-third-streaking.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-28161\" class=\"size-full wp-image-28161\" title=\"Saints row the third streaking\" src=\"http:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Saints-row-the-third-streaking.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"600\" height=\"336\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Saints-row-the-third-streaking-300x168.jpg 300w, https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Saints-row-the-third-streaking-80x45.jpg 80w, https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Saints-row-the-third-streaking-100x56.jpg 100w, https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Saints-row-the-third-streaking-150x84.jpg 150w, https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Saints-row-the-third-streaking-170x96.jpg 170w, https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Saints-row-the-third-streaking-297x167.jpg 297w, https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Saints-row-the-third-streaking-530x298.jpg 530w, https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/Saints-row-the-third-streaking-250x140.jpg 250w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-28161\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Let&#39;s go streaking! Woohoo!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Death by misadventure<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":159,"featured_media":28163,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_sma_x_autopost_enabled":true,"_sma_x_custom_text":"","_sma_x_autopost_status":"idle","_sma_x_autopost_error":"","_sma_x_post_id":"","_sma_x_attempts":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,3,4],"tags":[449,365,1219],"class_list":["post-28119","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-business","category-pc","category-xbox","tag-dildo","tag-saints-row-the-third","tag-stats"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28119","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/159"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=28119"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28119\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":28127,"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/28119\/revisions\/28127"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/28163"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=28119"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=28119"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=28119"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}