{"id":42415,"date":"2012-08-04T14:00:21","date_gmt":"2012-08-04T12:00:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/?p=42415"},"modified":"2012-08-06T14:04:14","modified_gmt":"2012-08-06T12:04:14","slug":"qwop-creator-releases-clop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/business\/42415-qwop-creator-releases-clop","title":{"rendered":"QWOP creator releases CLOP"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The creator of QWOP, the physics-based running game that quickly went viral due to being insanely impossible and just insane in general, has now released a spiritual successor, CLOP.<\/p>\n<p>Bennett Foddy\u2019s games are simple in concept, but challenge the player to master awkward controls in order to do mundane tasks such as walking.<\/p>\n<p>The original, QWOP, was named for the keys you use to control a track runner\u2019s thighs and shins. The game usually ended with a nose-dive into the track and a broken keyboard. Those who actually managed to make the runner do an awkward hop-scotch along the track were revered by their peers (or so we liked to believe).<\/p>\n<p>This was followed by GIRP, which required you to climb a cliff-face by grabbing handholds represented by keyboard keys. This game also usually ended in tears.<\/p>\n<p>Now Foddy has given us CLOP, which is very similar in concept to QWOP, and just as difficult. However, instead of a runner, you are in control of a unicorn with an inner-ear problem. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to rescue a young virgin for a master who never tires of insulting you everytime you mess up. Which, if you\u2019ve been following along, you will know is going to happen a lot.<\/p>\n<p>Confusingly, you use the K, H, J and L keys to control the unicorn. But give the man a break, it\u2019s hard to work with no vowels.<\/p>\n<p>If you\u2019re into epileptic unicorns and snotty, olde English insults (and let\u2019s be honest, who isn\u2019t?), give the game a try <a title=\"CLOP\" href=\"http:\/\/www.foddy.net\/CLOP.html\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<h5>Source: <a title=\"Eurogamer\" href=\"http:\/\/www.eurogamer.net\/articles\/2012-08-04-qwop-creator-debuts-new-game-clop\" target=\"_blank\">Eurogamer<\/a><\/h5>\n<p><strong>Related articles<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><a title=\"Kojima aims to integrate social and core gaming\" href=\"http:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/news\/39534-kojima-aims-to-integrate-social-and-core-gaming.html\" target=\"_blank\">Kojima aims to integrate social and core gaming<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><a title=\"Will casual gaming destroy innovation in the hardcore market?\" href=\"http:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/columns\/36098-will-casual-gaming-destroy-innovation-in-the-hardcore-market.html\" target=\"_blank\">Will casual gaming destroy innovation in the hardcore market?<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><a title=\"EA CEO: \u201cPC is the fastest growing platform today\u201d\" href=\"http:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/news\/41717-ea-ceo-pc-is-the-fastest-growing-platform-today.html\" target=\"_blank\">EA CEO: \u201cPC is the fastest growing platform today\u201d<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><a title=\"Pachter: Social gaming is not a bubble\" href=\"http:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/news\/32995-pachter-social-gaming-is-not-a-bubble.html\" target=\"_blank\">Pachter: Social gaming is not a bubble<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Makes even less sense than the first one<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":165,"featured_media":42417,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_sma_x_autopost_status":"idle","_sma_x_autopost_error":"","_sma_x_post_id":"","_sma_x_attempts":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,3],"tags":[6097,6094,6095,21,6098,6093,6096],"class_list":["post-42415","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-business","category-pc","tag-bennet-foddy","tag-clop","tag-girp","tag-headline","tag-physics-games","tag-qwop","tag-unicorns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42415","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/165"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=42415"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42415\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/42417"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=42415"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=42415"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=42415"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}