{"id":42813,"date":"2012-08-13T15:12:15","date_gmt":"2012-08-13T13:12:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/?p=42813"},"modified":"2012-08-13T15:27:25","modified_gmt":"2012-08-13T13:27:25","slug":"sex-doll-reviews-gaming-hardware","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/business\/42813-sex-doll-reviews-gaming-hardware","title":{"rendered":"Sex doll reviews gaming hardware"},"content":{"rendered":"

And in today’s roundup of It Came From The East<\/em>, it’s a sex doll who posts reviews of gaming hardware<\/a>. And by “reviews”, I mean there’s a series of photos of the sex doll in varying stages of undress with the hardware sort of incidentally featured. Also, it’s probably the creepiest thing I’ve seen since I last checked the internet (so about three minutes ago).<\/p>\n

The site’s all in foreign letters, so I copy-pasted some of the Nintendo 3DS XL review text into Google Translate, and it said:<\/p>\n

Incidentally, this is because the glasses glasses to reduce the blue light, to reduce eye fatigue caused by the 3D view is not possible. Perhaps.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Insightful stuff from a silicon pleasure-puppet that doesn’t even have real eyes, although I’ll bet they cry real tears in the dark when nobody’s looking. Perhaps.<\/p>\n

Whether or not this is somebody’s very, uh, original idea for a gaming hardware blog or a publicity stunt by Orient Industry, the sex doll manufacturer, remains a matter of speculation for the moment, but in the meantime, I’m just going to sit here and shudder a bit. Did anybody else notice she has her own bedroom<\/em>?<\/p>\n

Source: Kotaku<\/a><\/h5>\n

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Free Japanese dating sim hits a new level of bizarre<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Hardware reviews straight from a soulless vessel of plastic <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":159,"featured_media":42814,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_sma_x_autopost_status":"idle","_sma_x_autopost_error":"","_sma_x_post_id":"","_sma_x_attempts":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[31,5754,6015,6203],"class_list":["post-42813","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-business","tag-active","tag-game-reviews","tag-it-came-from-the-east","tag-sex-doll"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42813","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/159"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=42813"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42813\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":42819,"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42813\/revisions\/42819"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/42814"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=42813"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=42813"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=42813"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}