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<\/a>By Konami, for people who hate themselves.<\/p><\/div>\n
Spelunky (PC, XBLA)<\/strong><\/p>\n Remember when games were really, really, really<\/em> hard? Of course you do, because it was just last month. Derek Yu\u2019s platformer \/ death-simulator looks totally cute, but that\u2019s just part of the deception. What deception? That you\u2019ll ever get out of this mine alive<\/em>.<\/p>\n Then suddenly, spiders.<\/p><\/div>\n Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare (PC, Xbox 360, PS3)<\/strong><\/p>\n Just when you think you\u2019ve made it through Veteran difficulty, say hellooooo<\/em> to the Mile High Club epilogue mission. The \u201cooooo\u201d is silent.<\/p>\n An artist’s impression of what the last part might look like.<\/p><\/div>\n Ikaruga (Dreamcast, Gamecube, XBLA)<\/strong><\/p>\n And speaking of Hell, welcome to Bullet Hell. It\u2019s called Bullet Hell because that\u2019s exactly what it is. Hell, with lots of bullets.<\/p>\n It’s black, it’s white \/ It’s tough for you to get by \/ It’s black, it’s white, whooooo!<\/em> \/ GAME OVER.<\/p><\/div>\n Metal Slug 3 (Neo Geo, PS2, Wii Virtual Console, XBLA)<\/strong><\/p>\n The good news is that enemies will die with a single shot.<\/p>\n The bad news is, so will you.<\/p><\/div>\n Sin & Punishment (Nintendo 64)<\/strong><\/p>\n Your sin was buying the game. Your punishment is the game. It\u2019s right there in the name, people. You were warned.<\/p>\n Run awaaaaaaaaay!<\/p><\/div>\n Dark Souls (PS3, Xbox 360)<\/strong><\/p>\n \u201cOh, no,\u201d they said. \u201cNo. No, no, no. You don\u2019t want to go that way. You don\u2019t ever want to go that<\/em> way, ever, LOL.\u201d. After I\u2019d gone that way. Which way was that? Oh, you know which way. Because it\u2019s every way.<\/p>\n “Look, I think we’ve gotten off to a bad start here. Let’s just… let’s just calm down and talk this out.”<\/p><\/div>\n Borderlands\u2019 Crawmerax the Invincible (PC, Xbox 360, PS3)<\/strong><\/p>\n Okay, so technically you can finish Borderlands without finishing Crawmerax, but an unfinished achievement list is the same thing as an unfinished game, and nobody has this achievement. Nobody<\/em>. Not even the people who do because Crawmerax is invincible, and he\u2019s just pretending to be dead so you\u2019ll stop tickling him with your silly bangsticks. Don\u2019t believe me? Restart the game.<\/p>\n Worst case of crabs ever.<\/p><\/div>\n Duke Nukem Forever (PC, Xbox 360, PS3)<\/strong><\/p>\n Sometimes it\u2019s too hard to just keep paying attention all the way to the end. Statistically, nobody bothered.<\/p>\n I’m here to chew bubblegum and kick some zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.<\/p><\/div>\n Everything ever released on NES<\/strong><\/p>\n No explanation required.<\/p>\n Nobody even knows what happens after this bit.<\/p><\/div>\n \u00a0Worst PC games of 2012 (so far)<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n August games you shouldn\u2019t miss<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n Big games of Q3 2012<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n Worst games of 2012 (so far)<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/a><\/a><\/a><\/a><\/a><\/a><\/a><\/a><\/a>Related articles<\/h3>\n