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Me<\/em>, a bottom-feeder<\/em>? Oh, pish-posh and twaddle and fiddlesticks, my good sir. I am both a gentlemancrab<\/em> and a scholarcrab<\/em>, although I dare say I do fancy the odd bit of rotted flotsam and the occasional peck at a young adventurer’s shins from time to time. Did I ever tell you about the time the dear Baronness and I took a boatride down to…<\/p>\n I say, anyone for tennis?<\/p><\/div>\n [Posh Mudcrabs<\/a>]<\/p>\n We like the moon<\/strong><\/p>\n And I love everything about this mod that swaps out the the moon for the Me Gusta rageface. Now everything you do gets a leery leer of approval from your creepy uncle in the sky.<\/p>\n Chasing kids around Whiterun will never be quite the same.<\/p><\/div>\n [Me Gusta Moon]<\/a><\/p>\n Randy Savage, the Macho Mandragon Some problems are too big even for Dovahkiin. This is one of them.<\/p>\n From heavyweight wrestling champ to giant undead lizard – there’s a WWE plot twist nobody<\/em> could have predicted.<\/p><\/div>\n [Macho Dragons]<\/a><\/p>\n I used to be an adventurer like you…<\/strong><\/p>\n Then I took a plastic pink passion rocket to the knee. “Why would I do such a thing?” asks mod creator HONkUS. “Because why the hell not, that’s why.” And because dildos are totally hilarious.<\/p>\n I wonder if it makes a “DONG!” sound when it hits targets. GET IT?!<\/p><\/div>\n NSFW! <\/strong>[Phallus Arrows]<\/a><\/p>\n And when you’re down here with us, you’ll float too<\/strong><\/p>\n You know what Skyrim needs more of? Clowns. And geishas. And mono-brows. This mod packs all of these into one exciting bundle – just for kids.<\/p>\n Juggalo 4 lyfe, yo.<\/p><\/div>\n [Derrax ClownChildren]<\/a><\/p>\n Manly, manly men<\/strong><\/p>\n Sure, you’ve got a big sword and you slay dragons and you’re some sort of Chosen One, but are you butch<\/em> enough? This mod will put hair on your chest. And on your back. And pretty much everywhere else.\u00a0 <\/strong><\/p>\n You keep working on that one-handed skill, boys, and this is what happens.<\/p><\/div>\n NSFW!<\/strong> [Bodyhair Nude Mail HD]<\/a><\/p>\n Bearspiders<\/strong><\/p>\n Arachnophobic? This mod replaces all the spiders in the game with badly animated bears instead. You don’t know the meaning of fear.<\/em><\/p>\n Are these really bears, though, or just massive clumps of spiders in bear suits?<\/p><\/div>\n [No Spiders]<\/a><\/p>\n Manchickens<\/strong><\/p>\n If bearspiders aren’t your thing, how about manchickens? Apparently human flesh tastes like chicken, so this one makes a crazy kind of sense when you think about it. Just don’t think about it too hard.<\/p>\n WHAT IS THIS I DON’T EVEN<\/p><\/div>\n [Macho Man Chickens]<\/a><\/p>\n NOBODY EXPECTS THE COMFY CHAIR!<\/strong><\/p>\n <\/strong>Werewolves are so<\/em> last DLC – now it’s all about werechairs. Experience the rich upholstery, flowing through your veins. Lure unsuspecting folk to their deaths with hollow promises of soft cushions and generous armrests.<\/p>\n Bonus: You’ll makes farting noises when you eat people.<\/p><\/div>\n [WereChair]<\/a><\/p>\n Sexy thieves guild armour… for him<\/strong><\/p>\n Who said girls get all the skimpy armour? This leather ensemble will totally turn heads at the next Guild meetup.<\/p>\n Let’s play assassins!<\/p><\/div>\n NSFW!<\/strong> [Revealing Thieves Guild Armor]<\/a><\/p>\n Porn, Death, console exclusives and everything you missed<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n 5 most unsexy video game sex scenes<\/a> <\/strong><\/p>\n PS3 exclusives you can look forward to<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n![\"\"](\"http:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/skyrim-posh-mudcrabs.jpg\" "\\"skyrim")
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