{"id":44515,"date":"2012-09-12T12:49:57","date_gmt":"2012-09-12T10:49:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/?p=44515"},"modified":"2012-09-12T12:51:52","modified_gmt":"2012-09-12T10:51:52","slug":"gabe-newell-pillow-will-watch-you-sleep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/business\/44515-gabe-newell-pillow-will-watch-you-sleep","title":{"rendered":"Gabe Newell pillow will watch you sleep"},"content":{"rendered":"

Everybody loves Valve. It’s just the way it is. But do you love Valve enough to sleep with Gabe Newell? Not like that<\/em>, I mean – but like this:<\/p>\n

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Although I suppose if you’re feeling lonely, you could always hug close it to your heart, and whisper sweet nothings into his ear as you slip into a sweaty dream about Half-Life 3. Or… or maybe not.<\/p>\n

The pillow apparently belongs to one Sir Daniel Glenn Cutler<\/a> over on Tumblr, but I couldn’t believe this is the only Gabe Newell pillow on the internet, so I did some pro detective work and I found two others:<\/p>\n

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I’m not judging or anything. I still wear Hello Kitty pyjamas.<\/p>\n

Source: Kotaku<\/a><\/h5>\n

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Sweet dream are made of this<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":159,"featured_media":27439,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_sma_x_autopost_status":"idle","_sma_x_autopost_error":"","_sma_x_post_id":"","_sma_facebook_post_id":"","_sma_instagram_post_id":"","_sma_x_attempts":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[31,6009,981,1343,85,697,1841],"class_list":["post-44515","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-business","tag-active","tag-cool-stuff","tag-gabe-newell","tag-half-life-3","tag-steam","tag-valve","tag-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44515","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/159"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44515"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44515\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":44522,"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44515\/revisions\/44522"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/27439"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44515"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=44515"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=44515"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}