{"id":47025,"date":"2012-11-07T14:54:39","date_gmt":"2012-11-07T12:54:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/?p=47025"},"modified":"2012-11-07T14:55:46","modified_gmt":"2012-11-07T12:55:46","slug":"japanese-arcade-whac-a-mole-game-replaces-moles-with-pants-moles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/business\/47025-japanese-arcade-whac-a-mole-game-replaces-moles-with-pants-moles","title":{"rendered":"Japanese arcade Whac-A-Mole game replaces moles with… pants-moles"},"content":{"rendered":"

Sometimes, when it’s late at night and I’m lying awake and contemplating my many sins, I think to myself, “Maybe I’ve made too much fun of weird Japanese stuff.” Just kidding, I never<\/em> think that, and this Japanese Whac-A-Mole<\/a> game featuring mallets and man-bits is exactly why.<\/p>\n

On the other hand, maybe it’s a sort of clever sex-ed apparatus to teach young girls about the basics of contraception. I mean, there’s really no more reliable method to prevent pregnancy than bashing those fertile penises away with a blunt weapon. That’s the thing about Japanese stuff, though – it’s hard to tell.<\/p>\n

I said “hard”.<\/p>\n