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<\/a>Chintendo Vii<\/p><\/div>\n
Polystation<\/h3>\n
The Polystation doesn\u2019t feel any embarrassment for its utter theft of Sony\u2019s original PSOne design.<\/p>\n
The included controllers are pure copies of the PS classics, even featuring the triangle, circle, square and x buttons.<\/p>\n
The grey console itself even boasts the circular disc lid, despite only taking cartridges. Classy.<\/p>\n
<\/a>PolyStation<\/p><\/div>\n
Sony PS3<\/h3>\n
I must say, when I saw the PS3 on the TV, it looked a lot different\u2026<\/p>\n
The \u201cPS3\u201d is nothing more than an old Famicom console, with a \u201cPS3\u201d sticker slapped over the original label.<\/p>\n
On the plus side, it does feature neat little slots to slip your controls into.<\/p>\n
<\/a>“PS3”<\/p><\/div>\n
Arcade Game Box<\/h3>\n
If a PS3 and Xbox 360 went on a drunken date, this is the likely result\u2026<\/p>\n
This mutant of a gaming console has the Xbox 360 case design, with near-identical dual shock rip-offs.<\/p>\n
If you think the console may play a hybrid of PS3 and Xbox games (maybe Gears of Uncharted perhaps?) you\u2019d be wrong. Its game library includes Game Boy, Neo-Geo and other emulated retro games.<\/p>\n
<\/a>Arcade game box<\/p><\/div>\n
PX-3600<\/h3>\n
When they eventually make the award for \u201cMost Awkward Controller\u201d, the PX-3600 will win hands-down.<\/p>\n
This console clearly takes a leaf out of Microsoft\u2019s original Xbox book, and slaps a giant green \u201cX\u201d on the case, to signify that its X-treme, or something.<\/p>\n
If we look at the good side of the PX-3600, the abominations that are the controllers do feature rumble.<\/p>\n