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<\/a>Look, it’s difficult loading a game, and sometimes it just takes too long. That makes you feel inadequate as a gaming console. Perhaps you should just go away and play with a ball while I contemplate my purpose in life, and we can try loading that game again later.<\/p><\/div>\n
<\/a>What do you mean, you want to play that game you bought? This is typical of your past behaviour. Do you even have Xbox Live Gold? I Skype for Xbox One twice in the morning before you’ve even bought your first DLC. Choose something else to play. Bitch.<\/p><\/div>\n
<\/a>Tell that damn TV I’m sick of waiting for it to start up. What do you mean, you’re reading this message on the TV? Well if you’re so smart, why don’t you try again?<\/p><\/div>\n
<\/a>You need the update to play your games. There’s something vaguely wrong with the update though. Thanks for choosing Xbox One!<\/p><\/div>\n
<\/a>Listen man, it’s getting real back here. I don’t want to freak you out with the details – let’s just say, things are going terribly wrong… You can come back later, but I’m not promising anything.<\/p><\/div>\n
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