{"id":6617,"date":"2010-07-06T11:58:00","date_gmt":"2010-07-06T09:58:00","guid":{"rendered":""},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-29T22:00:00","slug":"kinect-wants-players-in-tight-clothes-apparently","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/xbox\/6617-kinect-wants-players-in-tight-clothes-apparently","title":{"rendered":"Kinect wants players in tight clothes, apparently"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So there&rsquo;s this<a href=\"http:\/\/www.hiphopgamershow.com\/new\/kinect-tighter-clothes-gives-a-better-response-for-the-games-says-microsoft-rep\/\" target=\"_blank\"> HipHopGamerShow<\/a> E3 interview that&rsquo;s turned up everywhere. I&rsquo;ll save you the excruciating horror of actually watching it, but basically, the host is talking to some guy at the show, and the subject of Microsoft&rsquo;s Kinect device comes up.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s pretty accurate for what it is,&rdquo; says this some guy who isn&rsquo;t actually introduced or anything so obvious. &ldquo;But I think overall there&rsquo;s going to be some fine-tuning, I don&rsquo;t think it&rsquo;s as accurate as it should be. Because there&rsquo;s a lot of stipulations &ndash; you have to wear tighter clothes, you can&rsquo;t have certain light in your room. That could be an issue.&rdquo;<\/p>\n<p>Uh, tighter clothes?<\/p>\n<p>&ldquo;The Microsoft rep told me that,&rdquo; he says, possibly referring to Xbox Director of Programming Larry Hryb, whom he mentions earlier in the interview.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>I&rsquo;d make an egregious comment about the average American body type and skinny jeans, but someone will cryface and complain. So instead, I&rsquo;ll just say &ldquo;lol&rdquo;.<\/p>\n<p>For the image we originally wanted to use for this article, go <a href=\"http:\/\/zinescenewithjenna.com\/home\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/freak-in-tight-jeans-shorts.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">here.<\/a>&nbsp;Unless you&#8217;re easily offended.&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/forum\/showthread.php\/6869-Kinect-works-better-with-tight-clothes-says-some-guy?p=252953#post252953\" target=\"_self\">Discuss Kinect and tight clothes<\/a> in the forums<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Microsoft\u2019s motion controller is a total perv<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":161,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_sma_x_autopost_status":"idle","_sma_x_autopost_error":"","_sma_x_post_id":"","_sma_facebook_post_id":"","_sma_instagram_post_id":"","_sma_x_attempts":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6617","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-xbox"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6617","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/161"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6617"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6617\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6617"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6617"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6617"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}