{"id":66659,"date":"2014-07-07T13:41:52","date_gmt":"2014-07-07T11:41:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/?p=66659"},"modified":"2014-07-07T13:57:55","modified_gmt":"2014-07-07T11:57:55","slug":"the-penis-gaming-peripheral-you-never-knew-you-wanted","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/gadgets\/66659-the-penis-gaming-peripheral-you-never-knew-you-wanted","title":{"rendered":"The penis gaming peripheral you never knew you wanted"},"content":{"rendered":"

While the Japanese erotic game sub-culture may be as niche as it gets, one has to give it credit for consistently showing great ingenuity in developing ways for gamers to interact.<\/p>\n

The latest plug-and-play (heyoo!) penis-peripheral to come out of Japan (HEYOOO!) is the WAFFLE, which is an odd name for something which is effectively a sex toy that looks nothing like a waffle.<\/p>\n

As one would imagine, the device is in the same line of operation as the Flesh-light-esque “controller” used with Custom Maid 3D (which even has Oculus Rift support<\/a>).<\/p>\n

The WAFFLE, however, looks to prefer the hands-free route (unlike many of its users, HEYO- okay I’ll stop now) and can be rooted to the spot with a suction cup and adjust to different angles. Thereafter, it just plain sucks. Like, in a good way. Apparently.<\/p>\n

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Note: Game does not feature James’s face.<\/p><\/div>\n

If your curiosity leads you onto the device’s blog page (linked on Kotaku), you can get a non-explicit preview into how it works – just turn the volume down.<\/p>\n

Let’s just say, going by the video, if that thing malfunctions during use there would be serious cause for concern.<\/p>\n

It’s still a better peripheral than the Tony Hawk Ride skateboard idea<\/a>, though.<\/p>\n

\"WAFFLE\"<\/a>

Wheeeee!<\/p><\/div>\n

Source: Kotaku<\/a><\/h6>\n

More on alternative gaming<\/h3>\n

Penis peripheral game gets 3D Oculus Rift support<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

Molyneux\u2019s Curiosity: \u201cthe most number of single pictures have been penises\u201d<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

Sex and tech meet at CES 2013<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Come now, we’re all adults here. What are you laughing at? What did I say?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":167,"featured_media":66663,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_sma_x_autopost_status":"idle","_sma_x_autopost_error":"","_sma_x_post_id":"","_sma_facebook_post_id":"","_sma_instagram_post_id":"","_sma_x_attempts":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[8585],"tags":[21,12653,12651],"class_list":["post-66659","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-gadgets","tag-headline","tag-penis-peripheral","tag-waffle"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66659","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/167"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=66659"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66659\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":66675,"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/66659\/revisions\/66675"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/66663"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=66659"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=66659"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=66659"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}