{"id":68792,"date":"2014-09-18T11:25:17","date_gmt":"2014-09-18T09:25:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/?p=68792"},"modified":"2014-09-18T11:28:03","modified_gmt":"2014-09-18T09:28:03","slug":"worst-video-game-unlocks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/features\/68792-worst-video-game-unlocks","title":{"rendered":"Worst video game unlocks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We all like completing a game 100% &#8211; not only for the sense of accomplishment we feel, but the fact that we also receive cool unlocks along the way.<\/p>\n<p>Some games, though, give us rewards that are &#8211; frankly &#8211; a load of steamy poo.<\/p>\n<p>Here are some of the worst video game unlocks gamers have had the misfortune of receiving.<\/p>\n<h3 class=\"my-4\">Super Mario Bros. &#8211; 1 Million Coins Start Screen<\/h3>\n<p>The most recent Nintendo 3DS release of Super Mario was all about coins. You would collect thousands of them during the game with the ultimate goal of collecting one million.<\/p>\n<p>Once you finally collect one million, you unlock an alternative start screen.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s it, an alternative start screen for months of work. Thanks, Nintendo.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_68860\" style=\"width: 610px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/All-them-coins.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-68860\" class=\"size-large wp-image-68860\" src=\"http:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/All-them-coins-600x337.jpg\" alt=\"All them coins\" width=\"600\" height=\"337\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/All-them-coins-600x337.jpg 600w, https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/All-them-coins-267x150.jpg 267w, https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/All-them-coins.jpg 620w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-68860\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">All them coins<\/p><\/div>\n<h3 class=\"my-4\">Concept Art &#8211; every game ever<\/h3>\n<p>Most games include the ability to unlock concept art, which shows you what the game looked like in its early stages.<\/p>\n<p>How about you put all those pictures together and bundle it with the game, that would be better.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t, however, make me perform ridiculous tasks so I can look at a picture of something which is, frankly, quite useless.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_68862\" style=\"width: 610px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Concept-Art.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-68862\" class=\"size-large wp-image-68862\" src=\"http:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Concept-Art-600x320.jpeg\" alt=\"Concept Art\" width=\"600\" height=\"320\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Concept-Art-600x320.jpeg 600w, https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Concept-Art.jpeg 780w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-68862\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Concept Art<\/p><\/div>\n<h3 class=\"my-4\">Soundtracks \u2013 every game ever<\/h3>\n<p>Another pointless unlockable &#8220;prize&#8221; are game soundtracks.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, it is nice to listen to the music of a game on command, but it is still in-game (sort of) and it&#8217;s not like we can&#8217;t listen to it while actually playing the game.<\/p>\n<p>The only way this would work is if developers gave me the game&#8217;s tunes in MP3 format &#8211; that would be worth a few extra hours of effort.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/sfXqKHaZwLs?rel=0\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<h3 class=\"my-4\">Ultimate Weapons after the Big Boss \u2013 A lot of RPGs<\/h3>\n<p>Some RPGs have ultimate weapons that are so powerful they even make Chuck Norris flinch (kidding, that&#8217;s impossible).<\/p>\n<p>The only problem with these ultimate weapon unlocks is that you normally earn them after defeating the final, uber boss.<\/p>\n<p>Cool, so I have finished the game and now you give me a weapon which can incinerate all my foes &#8211; makes sense.<\/p>\n<p>I suppose giving us the ultimate weapons earlier would make the game too easy, but rather leave them out completely then.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/BksdBbUBfAE?rel=0\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<h3 class=\"my-4\">Jumping \u2013 Ni No Kuni<\/h3>\n<p>Ni No Kuni might be the best RPG I have ever played, but it featured an unlockable that&#8217;s questionable &#8211; the ability to jump.<\/p>\n<p>What makes this even worse is that jumping serves no purpose in the game. You cannot reach higher platforms, nor could you jump over gaps.<\/p>\n<p>Pointless and useless.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/jDQiyD5zotE?rel=0\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Tell us about the worst items you ever unlocked in a game, in the comments and forum.<\/p>\n<h3 class=\"my-4\">More gaming news<\/h3>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/pc\/68668-counter-strike-gets-zombies-with-nexon.html\">Counter-Strike gets zombies with Nexon<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/hardware\/68698-msi-limited-edition-gold-gaming-laptop-sa-pricing-specs.html\">MSI Limited Edition Gold gaming laptop: SA pricing, specs<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/features\/68738-wastelands-and-wool-games-you-can-play-this-week.html\">Wastelands and Wool \u2013 games you can play this week<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I played for 23 hours and killed 7,000 dragons to unlock a photo of the game&#8217;s design team?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":213,"featured_media":68858,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_sma_x_autopost_enabled":true,"_sma_x_custom_text":"","_sma_x_autopost_status":"idle","_sma_x_autopost_error":"","_sma_x_post_id":"","_sma_x_attempts":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[12970,21],"class_list":["post-68792","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-features","tag-game-unlocks","tag-headline"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68792","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/213"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=68792"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68792\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":68864,"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68792\/revisions\/68864"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/68858"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=68792"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=68792"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=68792"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}