{"id":76594,"date":"2015-06-02T11:30:19","date_gmt":"2015-06-02T09:30:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/?p=76594"},"modified":"2015-06-02T11:38:29","modified_gmt":"2015-06-02T09:38:29","slug":"hatreds-funniest-steam-user-reviews","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/pc\/76594-hatreds-funniest-steam-user-reviews","title":{"rendered":"Hatred’s funniest Steam User Reviews"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hatred<\/em>, thanks to its kill anyone and everyone approach, as well as the resultant overtly gratuitous brutal nature, is perhaps one of the more anticipated titles of the moment.<\/p>\n

People just like killing S#@T<\/strong>.<\/p>\n

That casual approach to being as inhumane and violent as possible initially had it pulled from Steam, but it\u2019s back and, in fact, Hatred <\/em>has just launched on Steam<\/a>.<\/p>\n

So what do the residents of Steam think of this rather gory new neighbour of theirs? What are the Steam User Reviews for Hatred <\/em>saying?<\/p>\n

Let\u2019s be honest, we\u2019re hoping for a lot of candour and humour. These are Steam\u2019s funniest Hatred <\/em>Steam User Reviews thus far:<\/p>\n

You’re a christian man that sells bibles door to door. Hilarity ensues.<\/p>\n

Thumbs Up<\/strong><\/p>\n

No school DLC.
\n2\/10<\/p>\n

Thumbs Up<\/strong><\/p>\n

Reminds me of my highschool fantasies. Great times.<\/p>\n

Thumbs Up<\/strong><\/p>\n

It’s basically a Ben Garrison simulator.<\/p>\n

Thumbs Up<\/strong><\/p>\n

My uncle who works for Nintendo told me, if you slow down the game speed by 66.6% and play it from the last level to the first level only walking backwards, you will hear the voice of satan whisper in your ear.
\n10\/10 – Would ask my totally real uncle who definately works at Nintendo about tips on Hatred again.<\/p>\n

Thumbs Up<\/strong><\/p>\n

Hatred = Hate
\nHate = 4 letters
\nHate – e = HAT
\nHat = 3 letters
\n3×4 = 12
\n12 seasons in a year
\nyear = 8765.81 hours
\n8765 = chem ID for: 4,4′-Thiodianiline
\n4,4′-Thiodianiline = carcinogenic
\ncarcinogenic = cancer
\nTHC kills cancer
\npot reversed = top
\nthe top of the pyramid is missing
\nAliens built the pyramids
\nPyramids are a symbol of the ILLUMINATI<\/p>\n

ILLUMINATI = CONFIRMED.<\/p>\n

Thumbs Up<\/strong><\/p>\n

\u201cTried to boot the game.<\/p>\n

My computer uninstalled it, downloaded Pregnancy and booted that instead.<\/p>\n

10\/10 I learned about the pitfalls of toxic masculinity and my subconscious misogyny.\u201d<\/p>\n

Thumbs Up<\/strong><\/p>\n

He’s just misunderstood.<\/p>\n

Thumbs Up<\/strong><\/p>\n

White Kid Simulator.
\n6\/10 had some giggles.<\/p>\n

Thumbs Up<\/strong><\/p>\n

No 10 year olds from any of the Call of Duty games telling me they had sex with my mom
\n10\/10<\/p>\n

Thumbs Up<\/strong><\/p>\n

In all seriousness, it seems like a number of Steam\u2019s users are having issues with Hatred<\/em>, and we would not recommend the game as a result.<\/p>\n

At the very least, wait for a few updates as well as sale, like Steam\u2019s upcoming Summer Sale<\/a>, before getting it.<\/p>\n

More recent reviews:<\/h3>\n

Final Fantasy X\/X-2 HD Remaster Review (PS4)<\/a><\/p>\n

The best The Witcher 3 Steam user reviews<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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