{"id":79917,"date":"2015-08-12T16:00:47","date_gmt":"2015-08-12T14:00:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/?p=79917"},"modified":"2015-08-12T16:01:44","modified_gmt":"2015-08-12T14:01:44","slug":"the-most-frustrating-modern-videogame-bosses","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/features\/79917-the-most-frustrating-modern-videogame-bosses","title":{"rendered":"The most frustrating modern videogame bosses"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Everyone has that one boss battle that reduces them to a cold sweat when mentioned.<\/p>\n<p>Throughout the ages, we\u2019ve bested some real controller-smashing, CD-snapping monstrosities who for some reason we just could not stop begging for punishment from.<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_79929\" style=\"width: 610px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Mike-Tyson-what-an-annoying-boss.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-79929\" class=\"wp-image-79929\" src=\"http:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Mike-Tyson-what-an-annoying-boss.jpg\" alt=\"Mike Tyson - what an annoying boss\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Mike-Tyson-what-an-annoying-boss.jpg 1280w, https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Mike-Tyson-what-an-annoying-boss-230x130.jpg 230w, https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Mike-Tyson-what-an-annoying-boss-640x360.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-79929\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">If your parents didn&#8217;t abuse you, Mike Tyson did in <em>Mike Tyson&#8217;s Punch Out<\/em>.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Here are some of the most virile and hateful end of level bosses of modern gaming I have ever encountered.<\/p>\n<p>This has nothing to do with the experiences from my earlier childhood, which are best left between me and the various vintage consoles and PCs.<\/p>\n<h3 class=\"my-4\"><strong>Penance \u2013 Final Fantasy X<\/strong><\/h3>\n<div id=\"attachment_79927\" style=\"width: 610px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Penance-\u2013-Final-Fantasy-X.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-79927\" class=\"wp-image-79927\" src=\"http:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Penance-\u2013-Final-Fantasy-X.jpg\" alt=\"Penance \u2013 Final Fantasy X\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Penance-\u2013-Final-Fantasy-X.jpg 1920w, https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Penance-\u2013-Final-Fantasy-X-230x130.jpg 230w, https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Penance-\u2013-Final-Fantasy-X-640x360.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-79927\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Grade 7? More like Grade X.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>This whole list could actually just consist of <em>Final Fantasy<\/em> bosses. These patience-testing benchmarks of abuse were without a doubt some of the most harmful things to come out of Japan, other than flooding and radioactive waste.<\/p>\n<p>This was the secret and most powerful boss in the entire game. Appearing on the deck of the airship after various requirements had been fulfilled; Penance would reveal itself to the stalwart completionist.<\/p>\n<p>Boasting over 12, 000, 000 HP and devastating insta-kill attacks, Penance took the hair-tearing fury-inducing antics of <em>Final Fantasy<\/em> games to the next level.<\/p>\n<p>Being able to interrupt turns and deal 99,999 damage with his ultimate attack, Penance was several hours of sympathetic nervous system overdrive.<\/p>\n<h3 class=\"my-4\"><strong>The Nihilanth \u2013 Half-Life<\/strong><\/h3>\n<div id=\"attachment_79925\" style=\"width: 610px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/The-Nihilanth-\u2013-Half-Life.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-79925\" class=\"wp-image-79925\" src=\"http:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/The-Nihilanth-\u2013-Half-Life.jpg\" alt=\"The Nihilanth \u2013 Half-Life\" width=\"600\" height=\"450\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-79925\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Inter-dimensional Foetal Alcohol Syndrome Deity.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>This xeno God was the frustrating conclusion to one of the best journeys in gaming history.<\/p>\n<p>After many, many hours crowbarring your way through hordes of polygon aliens, the near invulnerable giant baby freak was your final challenge, and oh what a challenge he was.<\/p>\n<p>Teleporting you into a trance party full of aliens, volatile energy blasts and just plain old throwing handfuls of aliens at you were all part of The Nihilanth\u2019s repartee.<\/p>\n<p>Killing this guy wasn\u2019t even the worst part. The worst part was knowing that you\u2019d finished <em>Half-Life<\/em> and now had to deal with the void and existential crisis.<\/p>\n<p>I really hope that <em>Black Mesa<\/em> gets completed and the final part of the epic can be completed.<\/p>\n<h3 class=\"my-4\"><strong>The End \u2013 Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater<\/strong><\/h3>\n<div id=\"attachment_79923\" style=\"width: 610px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/The-End-\u2013-Metal-Gear-Solid-3-Snake-Eater.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-79923\" class=\"wp-image-79923\" src=\"http:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/The-End-\u2013-Metal-Gear-Solid-3-Snake-Eater.jpg\" alt=\"The End \u2013 Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater\" width=\"600\" height=\"321\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-79923\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Grandpa can&#8217;t believe you&#8217;d stoop so low. Also, are you related to Quiet?<\/p><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>At one point in the wildlife munching escapades of the young Big Boss, the centenarian sniper \u2018The End\u2019 would have you in the sights of his Mosin-Nagant, launching a very long game of jungle cat-and-mouse.<\/p>\n<p>Snake would need to use all of his sneaking skills to pull a fast one on the moss-covered geriatric, who\u2019d been stealthy before communism even existed.<\/p>\n<p>Spanning several hours (depending on difficulty and skill of the player) and several areas, this was one of the most tense and tricky boss fights ever.<\/p>\n<p>That being said, the prick gamer could fast-forward the PlayStation 2\u2019s clock by a week and load up the game. A cut-scene would then play showing The End dying of old age. Classic.<\/p>\n<p>Players could also snipe The End right at the beginning of the game as he is being pushed in a wheelchair and not have to fight him at all. It\u2019s the small things that make me love Kojima so damn much.<\/p>\n<h3 class=\"my-4\"><strong>Vicar Amelia \u2013 Bloodborne<\/strong><\/h3>\n<div id=\"attachment_79921\" style=\"width: 610px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Vicar-Amelia-\u2013-Bloodborne.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-79921\" class=\"wp-image-79921\" src=\"http:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Vicar-Amelia-\u2013-Bloodborne.jpg\" alt=\"Vicar Amelia \u2013 Bloodborne\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Vicar-Amelia-\u2013-Bloodborne.jpg 1920w, https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Vicar-Amelia-\u2013-Bloodborne-230x130.jpg 230w, https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Vicar-Amelia-\u2013-Bloodborne-640x360.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-79921\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">You are so done. Tickets, curtains.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>This satanic reindeer drained my psyche and I could feel my ego beginning to crumble under the strain of dying again, and again, and again. One of my friends still cannot get past this boss.<\/p>\n<p><em>Bloodborne<\/em> was a tough cookie, everyone knows that. But for some reason, one of the relatively early-game bosses was just tyrannically undefeatable.<\/p>\n<p>That being said, every person has their own menace they gnashed their teeth over, and if you played <em>Bloodborne<\/em> you might have just waltzed through this one.<\/p>\n<p>Never having played a <em>Souls<\/em> game, Vicar Amelia was my true baptism by fire into this devilish realm of infinite death.<\/p>\n<p>With wide-slashing and far-reaching attacks, not to mention a regeneration ability, any girl I meet called Amelia will automatically be my enemy.<\/p>\n<h3 class=\"my-4\"><strong>Yiazamat \u2013 Final Fantasy XII<\/strong><\/h3>\n<div id=\"attachment_79919\" style=\"width: 610px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Yiazamat-\u2013-Final-Fantasy-XII.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-79919\" class=\"wp-image-79919\" src=\"http:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Yiazamat-\u2013-Final-Fantasy-XII.jpg\" alt=\"Yiazamat \u2013 Final Fantasy XII\" width=\"600\" height=\"338\" srcset=\"https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Yiazamat-\u2013-Final-Fantasy-XII.jpg 1191w, https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Yiazamat-\u2013-Final-Fantasy-XII-230x130.jpg 230w, https:\/\/mygaming.co.za\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/Yiazamat-\u2013-Final-Fantasy-XII-640x360.jpg 640w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-79919\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">No game does monster design like <em>Final Fantasy<\/em>.<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Yiazamat wasn\u2019t necessarily the hardest boss I\u2019ve ever encountered, but the sheer endurance required to take this leviathan out was ridiculous.<\/p>\n<p>With over 50, 000, 000 health, this colossal whatever he is had more vitality than an undiscovered prehistoric deep-sea creature, more health than Buddha, more health than Oprah.<\/p>\n<p>Packed with the typical insta-kill attacks typical of all secret <em>Final Fantasy <\/em>bosses and each attack having 5% of causing instant-death, this was one wyrm you really didn\u2019t want to tango with.<\/p>\n<p>I don\u2019t know how long it took to end this hellish bulwark of virginity, but I started feeling pretty delirious towards the end. 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