Kinect wants players in tight clothes, apparently

6 July 2010

So there’s this HipHopGamerShow E3 interview that’s turned up everywhere. I’ll save you the excruciating horror of actually watching it, but basically, the host is talking to some guy at the show, and the subject of Microsoft’s Kinect device comes up. 

“It’s pretty accurate for what it is,” says this some guy who isn’t actually introduced or anything so obvious. “But I think overall there’s going to be some fine-tuning, I don’t think it’s as accurate as it should be. Because there’s a lot of stipulations – you have to wear tighter clothes, you can’t have certain light in your room. That could be an issue.”

Uh, tighter clothes?

“The Microsoft rep told me that,” he says, possibly referring to Xbox Director of Programming Larry Hryb, whom he mentions earlier in the interview. 

I’d make an egregious comment about the average American body type and skinny jeans, but someone will cryface and complain. So instead, I’ll just say “lol”.

For the image we originally wanted to use for this article, go here. Unless you’re easily offended. 

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